RBLEleanor

Queen of England. Duchess of Aquitaine. Formerly Queen of France, but let’s not talk about that.

[Jess Branch @agirlinthedark]

I’m so glad to see more Parent/baby performances being scheduled, and not just for shows aimed at babies. Early motherhood is isolating and mind numbing. And a reason to get out of the house and be sociable can sometimes be hard to find.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@RBLAmaria And the finest lady in waiting this queen has ever known x

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@RGuinivere Now, if I take you to see Henry, be polite, quiet and patient.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@HenryiiRbl I would, but you ruined the mood! You’re not the only one with needs, I was desperate to see you, but you had to go and spoil it!

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

The nerve of the man. I’ve had 8 children already, 6 his, 4 of them boys. The physicians have warned me not to have any more. I’m done as a brood mare, time to be a politician again.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@ElizaRbl @RBLHenry2 That is a very dangerous statement young lady...

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

And now I have to go and receive some prisoner girl who ‘needs to see me’...

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@HenryiiRbl Don’t patronise me, I was a queen for 15 years before we met, little boy. I was ‘politicking’ when you were a toddler.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@HenryiiRbl @RBLjocelin A kiss emoji won’t let you off the hook, you pompous arse.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@HenryiiRbl @RBLjocelin One week. And though I accept you had a good reason, you were still late. Can’t have wanted me that much

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@RBLjocelin Especially when he turns up late and stinking of river.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@RBLjocelin I need the best #troubadour Reading can provide, Jocelin. I refuse to lose a bet to the king.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@HenryiiRbl Where are you? You’re late.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@RBLjocelin Winchester was not great Jocelin, it was hellishly cold and far too busy. I sincerely hope Reading is better.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

Not up to my usual sartorial elegance, but needs must. Hope nobody sees me like this.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@RBLAmaria Just my natural charms. (With a bit of help from roses, lavender and some stuff from a whale’s stomach).

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@RBLAmaria Finest velvet, a glorious fabric from the Far East. I first encountered it on Crusade. You can’t afford it dear.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

@rblbrian2 Illiterate peasant, that’s not how you spell ‘maid’.

[RBLEleanor @RblEleanor]

In Aquitaine we had entertainment. In Reading we have Twitter.