Mark Stoner

The product of 9+ generations of Lancaster Mennonite inbreeding.

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@AmazingEyes1122 2208

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@lady_valor_07 Weights for a cuckoo clock

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@forecaster25 Watching in PA

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@HerbsandDirt Yes, the kids were just 372% more likely to be dead. https://t.co/urkCHp6qqA

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@mycologyforager

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@meboykin

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@samim

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@HumansNoContext 6

[Hospice Community @HospiceComCare]

At Hospice & Community Care every person living in our community will receive the care and compassion they need while coping with serious illness, facing end of life, or experiencing the loss of a loved one. It is our commitment and promise to you! https://t.co/R73M0HOPYW

[Mark Stoner @Re_MarkS]

@HotZpizza – please make your online Hempfield menu match your online ordering menu. Your employees get confused when you call an order in. See Toasted Subs > Chicken BLT for example.

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@OlliesOutlet in Lancaster PA has some great, helpful employees. Thanks Nicole and Adam!

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@TriciaG28 @MarkHamill It’s not a real list. https://t.co/QSuibFAn9V

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

Our two-month-old son was on a ventilator at the children's hospital when you attacked my husband for being with his family. I watched him take calls and Zooms from our hospital room all day, managing crisis after crisis while our son's heart monitor beeped in the background.

[Lee Clow’s Beard @leeclowsbeard]

In advertising, it’s good if you’re unique. It’s even better if you’re useful. And if you’re uniquely useful, you’ll still be considered out of touch by age 40.

[Mark Stoner @Re_MarkS]

Several @Duracell AAA batteries corroded before their 10-year guarantee. Some even before they were used. #Duracell #DuracellFail

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@PALaborIndustry This workaround is not working. My problem with the Keystone ID is that I constantly get an error on Security Question #2 no matter what question I select. So I can't go beyond that step HELP!

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@mygardentalkst1

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@mapspen @PennLive WellSpan Health has COVID-19 vaccine appointments available as soon as this week for people in Lancaster County, the health system announced Wednesday.
The appointments are open to anyone eligible under Phase 1a of Pennsylvania’s vaccination rollout.

[Mark Stoner @Re_MarkS]

@HorsleyScott Interesting that @usbank was quoted in article. Unemployment forced me to open an online account with them and their mobile app won't let me transfer money out! After run-around, was told by their rep it won't be fixed till March 31.

[Mark Stoner @Re_MarkS]

@USBank #ReliaCard mobile app is broken. I was just told that you won't be able to transfer funds till after March 31. 😠