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The Spark That Makes Your Idea Bright. YNWA

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Adrián 🦂 @ElAlacrancillo_]

Imagina que te toca jugar contra JAPÓN y de repente empieza a sonar este rolón 😱

[Julio Dos Santos @amiliov]

If he was born in the us, we'd be watching the rise of the next president

[SON LAİK BÜKÜCÜ 🇹🇷 @TheLaikYobaz]

Hakim Ziyech, İsrail askerleri tarafından okula gitmesi engellenen Filistinli çocuğun fotoğrafını, Instagram profil fotoğrafı yaptı.

Karakterli olmak bambaşka bir şey...

[Kei @kelosy_76]

The mayor of New York singing callaita by Bad Bunny

[Andrew Whitworth @AndrewWhitworth]

As for the “ did he say we?” crowd -
1. I played 168 games as a bengal.
2. 3 division titles
3. 5 straight playoff appearances- 6 total
4. Had all four of my kids in the Nati
5. Been to jeff Rubys a 1000 times
6. Pretended to like skyline chili when sober
7. Stumbled drunk around Mt Adams eating pizza
8. Montgomery Inn bbq in my fridge right now
9. Spent many a night in the Courtyard Covington.
10. Sat in a reds suite with Neil Armstrong
11. Watched Amy Grant with the CPO at Cincinnati Music Hall
12. Partied with Nick Lachey in “Club Bang”on 4th street
13. Ate the “Beluga” sushi boat on the reg in Hyde park Square
14. Sat w/charlie sheen as he smoked a cig in the Queen City club.
And the List goes on..

So I’ll use “We” respectfully any damn time I want. 🤣

Who dey! 💪🏼

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Most embarrassing country on earth and it’s not remotely

Charlie Kirk was a racist community college dropout who looked like butthead with Botox. Anyone who looked up to him in any way is a complete fucking loser

[Dr. Mario A. Muñoz, Ph.D., FACSM @mariomunoz]

Una maestra en México, pide a sus estudiantes que no digan “presente” al ella pasar lista. Les pide que usen frases populares Mexicanas.

Súper interesante!

[1001Tracklists Media @1001TLtv]

FISHER casually dropping a dance classic into the nastiest Bassline you’ve heard all day 🥵💯

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

This is sick

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

How ICE agents wake up in the morning.

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Dads will be dads.

[Nat Purser @NatPurser]

a muslim man becoming mayor of ny on the day dick cheney dies. what a world.

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

OoooOooo a SpongeBob Halloween Party!!! So fun!! 🪸