This whole phenomenon reminds me of when I was in middle school and a sub got really mad at us for using the word “sucks” and was like “sucks on WHAT? THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING” and I, an unmolested twelve-year-old unfamiliar with oral sex, was totally baffled
“Shrek’s penis” upsetting the Ohio House Speaker was not on my 2026 bingo card. Where is @iamjohnoliver and why haven’t the good folks at @LastWeekTonight failed to cover this yet? So many jokes to be had here.
In fiction evil is often written to have depth and complexity while good is written to be simple and boring. But in real life evil is boring and predictable while good is complex and unique every single time.
Went to see a movie, then to a nice restaurant, now going to a symphony orchestra concert.
At some point you just have to give up and take yourself on dates.