Jeremy Booher

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

This is a preview of what will happen when he’s gone. He tried so hard to get his name and face on everything and it’s all gonna get wiped clean.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

[Billy Beane voice] You guys keep talking that good body nonsense like we’re selling jeans.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“THAT’S THE GOAL THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Exclusive: Trump is using tens of millions in taxpayer money meant for national parks to fund his desired projects, including White House paving stones he had promised to pay for, documents obtained by @michaelscherer show: https://t.co/uRQEFX2KED

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Chad Dundas @chaddundas]

lol this is good social media management right here

[Jeremy Booher @TheJeremyBooher]

@cbates2002 @MattBelloni He didnt say there were any on Paramont.

[David ᵇᵉ @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “There’s two major lies Republicans tell all the time. Number one: Immigrants do crimes in overwhelming numbers. That’s a lie. The evidence is the exact opposite. The evidence shows migrants are responsible for a much lower share of crime per capita than documented citizens are. The second biggest lie is there are far too many people voting in this country and we have to restrict them. The problem is far too little people are voting. Voter fraud, not a problem. The real problem is voter suppression”

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

Did he just refer to his son as “a person I’ve known for a long time”? Never heard a person so consistently talk about their own kids as if they’re mildly annoying coworkers.

[Richard Stengel @stengel]

George H.W. Bush kept his assets in a blind trust, as did Bill Clinton. Neither Obama nor Biden traded stocks or bonds while in office. 3,700 trades is probably more than all the trades of all the presidents until now. And he is trading stocks that are affected by his decisions. A walking conflict of interest, at the least, and perhaps insider trading. Just as members of Congress should not be able to trade stocks, so too the president. https://t.co/yDqVXWfDgc

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

🚨 In a new court filing (below), Clippers owner Steve Ballmer dismisses @pablofindsout as “gossip” from a “former talking head and television personality.”

Here is an excerpt from the federal whistleblower complaint, signed by two former Aspiration employees, which described how Ballmer’s Clippers allegedly used carbon credits “to pay Clippers forward Kawhi Leonard an incentivized bonus to circumvent the NBA’s salary cap, disguised as an organic marketing sponsorship agreement.”

This complaint, submitted under penalty of perjury, was made in 2023, long before I acquired more than 3,000 pages of internal documents and financials.

To dismiss our last year of careful reporting as “gossip” is to also dismiss the same whistleblowers who provided the roadmap for the federal government to successfully convict Joseph Sanberg.

Thanks,
Pablo

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

I was skeptical, but now I’m completely convinced. Fencing will become super popular due to this one very particular improvement to the sport.

“Sword tip visualization” It’s going to debut at the summer olympics.

Every single duel will look like a bloody lightsaber fight

[John S. Nash @heynottheface]

“As Live Nation has pitched to Wall Street, its greatest advantage is the “flywheel” model of its interconnected businesses, in which an ever-increasing supply of concert tours fuel higher-margin transactions like ticket sales and sponsorship deals.”

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Tomorrow. Worlds collide.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

it’s friday
we did it
we made it
great work everyone

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

As always: the documented flow of money preceding undisclosed favors being granted, within weeks, must be a complete and total coincidence and how dare you suggest otherwise

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you wouldn't be able to tell me shit for the rest of my life if I netted this goal to win gold at the olympics

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Reminder that Trump's rage right now is over not being able to unilaterally impose massive tax hikes on Americans.