Caroline Read

Free range ginger. Marketing officer and freelance writer. Once stagedived at a Napalm Death gig - now more likely to be found gardening 🤘

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

We stayed here last summer and can confirm that it's SUPER ❤

[WriteSouthWestScotland @SE2SWretreat]

Our cottage is looking absolutely beautiful today. Still two bits of July available, 2nd-8th & 15th-22nd. Writers’ rate £750 a week (sleeps 6 in 3 bedrooms, 2 sitting rooms, 2 bathrooms: desks everywhere except the bathrooms). RTs welcome. ❤️sw🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

Something weird and wonderful is coming to @DockyardChatham 🤩

[Dockyard Chatham @DockyardChatham]

Coming soon to our incredible 3 Slip gallery at the Dockyard...

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

I haven't tweeted for ages. Look Twitter; I have kittens 🥰

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

@JustEatUK Hi. It would be great if your driver picked up our food at some point. The restaurant says it's been sitting there for an hour.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Petition: We call upon the Government to hold a Public Inquiry into the impact of Brexit https://t.co/ZARpf3Q9d9

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

My instant budget (autumn statement) summary & analysis.

Tax, pensions, benefits, energy bills, mortgages, rents & more. Feel free to share.

Subtitled version to follow shortly via: https://t.co/JWRlv4hsF2

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

Edenbridge Bonfire Society does it again. Right down to the lettuce 🥬

[BBC South East @bbcsoutheast]

Liz Truss has been unveiled as this year's Guy to be burned at Edenbridge Bonfire Society's celebrations. The 11-metre effigy will go up in flames alongside an effigy of Guy Fawkes on Saturday 5th November.

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

Way to completely misjudge the glaringly obvious national mood, Matt Hancock. #ImACeleb

[emily m @maitlis]

Bluntly ,the immigration numbers have grown bigger since Brexit not smaller. The reason is not “ marauding criminal gangs “ ( more than 80% whose cases are heard are ultimately granted asylum) but a break down in relations with France and others ..

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

Hi @NatWest_Help I was offered an automatic callback as the phone queue to the mortgage team was half an hour long. But no callback after 3 hours? Is it not coming then?

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

@flangewrapper Take note, this is cutting edge beer marketing stuff. I drank some of this beer today (despite being a lady) and straight away it made me want to be the best.

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

Belgian beer. Exclusively for men?

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

I'm in Belgium, where the doggy park signs aren't leaving anything to the imagination

[Kent Life @kentlife]

Get Christmas ready with the November Issue of Kent Life 🎄✨

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[Tofu Marketing Board @Tofu_Marketing]

Welcome to our new Head of Customer Services. #tofueatingwokerati

[Tom Davidson @TomDavidson09]

'who was prime minister when Queen Elizabeth II died' is going to be a great pub quiz question in 50 years

[Fiona Millar @schooltruth]

Let’s just skip Rishi Sunak and go straight to Keir Starmer.

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

Looks like Jeremy Hunt is about to find out what it's like to be a sentient deckchair, rearranged on the Titantic.

[Caroline Read @ReadCaro]

#GeneralElection