The Pint

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[Looking for Growth @lfg_uk]

In other European capitals and cities pubs, restaurants, and clubs can close in the early hours of the morning.

In London, our borough bureaucracy prevents this.

We give more power to a hypothetical noise complaint than quality of life.

It is not acceptable.

Open the pubs!

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

The SpaceX cafeteria workers after cashing in their stock:

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

BREAKING: SpaceX's IPO is set to mint 4,000 millionaires

This includes some cafeteria workers, whose comp includes employee stock options

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

The replies

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Nvidia is now worth more than India

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Nvidia is now worth more than India

[Claude @claudeai]

Fable 5 is state-of-the-art on nearly all tested benchmarks, with exceptional performance in software engineering, knowledge work, scientific research, and vision.

The longer and more complex the task, the larger Fable 5’s lead over our other models.

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

Anthropic’s social team hitting ‘post’ on this:

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[NXT EU @NXT4EU]

Europe powers all these companies.

Made possible by ASML! 🇪🇺

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

“Safe for general use”

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

Reading this whilst smoking and scrolling social media:

[Economic Times @EconomicTimes]

‘I'd choose smoking over social media for my kids’: Denmark PM Mette Frederiksen's controversial comment goes viral, sparks debate

https://t.co/CikBISrxqH

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

French soft power for the win

[Economic Times @EconomicTimes]

‘I'd choose smoking over social media for my kids’: Denmark PM Mette Frederiksen's controversial comment goes viral, sparks debate

https://t.co/CikBISrxqH

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

Good to see the Danish embracing some French culture

[Economic Times @EconomicTimes]

‘I'd choose smoking over social media for my kids’: Denmark PM Mette Frederiksen's controversial comment goes viral, sparks debate

https://t.co/CikBISrxqH

[Economic Times @EconomicTimes]

‘I'd choose smoking over social media for my kids’: Denmark PM Mette Frederiksen's controversial comment goes viral, sparks debate

https://t.co/CikBISrxqH

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Zack Polanski has criticised supermarkets for selling vegetables for as little as 7p

“This isn’t a sign of a healthy system… someone is being exploited somewhere”

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

British people struggling to afford their groceries:

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Zack Polanski has criticised supermarkets for selling vegetables for as little as 7p

“This isn’t a sign of a healthy system… someone is being exploited somewhere”

[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

It's not FAANG anymore.

It's MANGO.

[toucan @distributionat]

Wait a minute

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Yes, fellow human, I too enjoy beverages. It is important for hydration and general health

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[The Pint @ReadThePint]

‘€2000-2500 Gross’

[European Commission @EU_Commission]

Equal work deserves equal pay.

Three years ago, the EU adopted the Pay Transparency Directive.

Now, EU countries are bringing these new rules into national law:
✔️ Pay transparency for jobseekers
✔️ Right to information for employees
✔️ Gender pay gap reporting
✔️ Joint pay assessments

Because equal pay starts with pay transparency.