Red

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[Red @Readbobobo]

@dzyman Wait when did I even follow this account?

[❤️ jamie p! 💚 @pamiejaige]

holy shit

[Red @Readbobobo]

@Izzie_mwb I see you are terminally online, which explains your shit opinion on self defense

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Less attractive people lean more liberal/Democrat, according to 2016 study by Rolfe D. Peterson and Carl L. Palmer.

[Red @Readbobobo]

@sashley22 @wmataGM @wmata @DCGuard1802 @FTA_DOT @USDOT In the summer, just before the national guard showed up, DC had like 5 murders in 2 weeks. When they got here, we went 2 weeks WITHOUT a SINGLE murder.

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

No Kings protesters when an Islamic theocracy slaughters 40,000 civilians in less than a month

[Red @Readbobobo]

@Markhaysss @LeadingReport @grok Brother, it’s been an HOUR

[Josh Fuller @joshfuller124]

If I wanted to watch someone drive dangerously around downtown 150 times I’d ask a Maryland driver to find a parking spot.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Footage shows locals approaching an F-15 pilot who ejected over Kuwait.

[ٰ @evrrrgreen]

how life felt before baelor took off his helmet #AKOTSK

[Mike Sabo @MESabo86]

If you fell for the "ICE locked up a five-year-old!" story, you should refrain from commenting on politics for at least a few years.

[frye @___frye]

vance wins the 2028 primary

vance picks trump as vp

vance wins the election

vance commits ritual suicide, completing the cycle

can any constitutional law experts look at this. i’m getting worried

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

Always trust your gut.

[Red @Readbobobo]

@ChristineYamat2 @tentisback Bro go outside

[JW @baronlordvader]

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: “How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”