Archie The Archivist

Greetings and salutation, I am Archive The Archivist, Ultimate FNaF Historian. My knowledge is way way higher than yours.

#fivenightsatfrickbears3

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An individual I was quizzing couldn't guess glamrock chica in only 6 guesses so I caved his head in with a giant rock

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

@CharredFreddy I can assure, my love stands true only for the FnaF franchise, none of this "Walter Flies" nonsense what even is that?

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

@SALLYSPLAYT1ME Wait a minute this account is not based on the character Lolzhax what could this...oh you sly dog I get it now. Ahahaha! What a fine jape.

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

Blank just told me that he believes in Foxy is a good guy theory. WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!?

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

@Uncle_RedRodney I was quite fond of him too...

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

I regret to inform everybody that they got Popgoes...

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@BestBurgersnFry The archives did not speak of this 😳

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

It does sadden me quite a bit that Blank's old design was scrapped in Frickbear's 3. Not only for it's more game accurate portrayal, but also it's slew of references to Five Nights At Freddy's, POPGOES and other franchises on his body.

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

@friedapplezzz You better be sleeping with a baseball bat in yours hands tonight if you keep talking like that.

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

Was talking to Candy The Cat earlier and he sort of implied that he thought "Michael Afton was the name of the crying child from FNaF 4" so I unfortunately had to burn his house down. Just doing my civil duty of keeping the streets clean from false information about the lore.

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

Five Nights At Freddy's+ got cancelled AGAIN

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@FrickinBrowBoy This abhorrent creature is NOT going in the archives.

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

Upon doing further research, I was informed it may be beneficial if i were to "go fall down a hole" and what do you know, I ended up right at the source! Now to dig deeper and find out just where I've landed! This is going to be as exciting as the release of MyPopgoes on PS4!

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

Does anybody understand this reference? My archives are unable to locate what this could mean.

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

@S3curity_N33d3d Oh my god where?

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

Of COURSE someone like you would've been suprised by The Reagent's inclusion in Endless Mode. Anybody with a brain saw this coming a mile away

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

Does anybody understand this reference? My archives are unable to locate what this could mean.

[domi (FRICKBEARS 2.0 SPOILERS) @dominyuck]

OH MY GOOODDDDD

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

@popgoesthedude2 @BestBurgersnFry Did you know that The voice actor of Toy Chica specifically tried to make her sound as sensual as possible in her dialogue in Ultimate Custom Night to add to the creepiness of her character?

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

You know, it's funny watching all of the commoners argue about Bonnie's fur color. "BONNIE IS BLUE" they say, "BONNIE IS PURPLE" they say, while us true scholars have been aware for nearly 12 years that he is actually a nice shade of tangerine.

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

No way dude, apparently freddy fazbear was going to be called "freddy bear" originally I need to spread the word on this

[Archie The Archivist @ReadyForFrick]

Doing research into this "Adult Theory"

I...oh my...good heavens