Do I have the giant Baby Fever for ME? Yes. But do I also have it for all of my friends who would make the best aunts and uncles for said baby? YES 😭
It's rough being too poor to safely procreate.
we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week @JasonKelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.
I love my boyfriend beyond words. Living with him is like a sleepover with my best friend every night. That being said, I'm on my period and I just found out that bitch ate all my oreos 😡