Reagan

[Tom Everett Scott @TomEScott]

I am chartreuse with envy.

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

you're due an update.

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

what have we missed?

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

this wizard of oz 2023 remaster is truly jaw dropping

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I think this is my favorite scene in a movie

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

the smartest animals:
-owl (wearing graduation cap)
-worm (in an apple; wearing glasses)

[Les Shu @Les_Shu]

A vending machine that time forgot.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Make a movie about the TA who had to teach 90% of Indiana Jones’ classes.

[trash jones @jzux]

men will literally put a 150-year curse on their family instead of carrying madame zeroni up the mountain

[Reagan @Reagan_beth_]

@BGreenfield63 Haha! I wasn’t even sure if it was a real word, my phone didn’t want to let me type it!

[Reagan @Reagan_beth_]

Adam is unironically sitting here in a robe complaining about the youths playing their music too loud as they drive by our house

[Jenna Wheeler @jennnaaa_3]

My toxic trait is subscribing to the email list for 10% off, not buying anything, then being mad when the company emails me constantly like I didn’t do it to myself.

[Reagan @Reagan_beth_]

@Kim_b0Slice @trentonthegreen @haeaster16 Well... um.. the whole “copy store girl/we were on a break” episode can just disappear for me..

[Reagan @Reagan_beth_]

@trentonthegreen @Kim_b0Slice @haeaster16 Okay I 100% understand the first one, but there are some golden scenes in the others! AND Nick and Jess catch on pretty quickly and all ends well 😌

[Reagan @Reagan_beth_]

@trentonthegreen @Kim_b0Slice @haeaster16 Wait, New Girl?! Which ones?

[Reagan @Reagan_beth_]

@trentonthegreen @haeaster16 Same here, but my ultimate struggle is with Scott’s Tots. That episode simply doesn’t exist 🙃🙂

[human aaron @humanaaron]

you can say “ok john mayer” to any white dude playing guitar and it drives them nuts it’s the greatest thing ever go try it

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

DATING: can’t wait to see you again

MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night