Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me)

Author of Positively Toward the Negative: Surviving the Trump-Led Attack on American Values and Basic Human Decency; Facebook page:

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@PeteHegseth Could you be a bigger asshole? Shut up and wash your shitty hands, creep.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@EWErickson You just raised the disgust level even higher with this desperate plea for attention and relevance. Just. Stop. Being. An. Asshole. Please.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@JudiciaryGOP So ... Trump is a dead rock in space that will block out our lifegiving source of heat and light. Sounds about right. MAGA is a cult.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@Caitlyn_Jenner Who? What? Did someone say something? I guess not, considering this post seems to be declaring trans people invisible.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@matthewmaddock @petehoekstra How can you be this stupid?

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@SpeakerMcCarthy How about you think for more than "one moment"? How about you read a book, you shallow, silly person?

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@JudiciaryGOP How to say, "I'm an idiot racist" without using the exact words, "I'm an idiot racist."

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@elonmusk By "next-level," do you mean that Trump keeps going lower than anyone thought possible?

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@realDonaldTrump "Never Surrender" from the guy who *literally* just surrendered to the authorities. And he even posts his mug shot,, which is conclusive evidence that he surrendered. #Cult45

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@EnesFreedom @NBA @WNBA The only "point" you'd be making is that you don't have any idea what it means to be transgender, and you have no empathy for people whose experience of gender is different from your own.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@mtgreenee This post makes it look like someone hacked your Twitter account to make you look crazy. Sadly, that's not the case.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@MarshaBlackburn You are broken. Please stop.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@BernardKerik @JoeBiden Inmate #84888-054 is an expert on being an international embarrassment.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@Olivia_Beavers This isn't a parody. Just how idiotic and incompetent are MAGA Republicans? Please stop voting for the worst people on the planet.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@elonmusk @TRHLofficial @bellingcat I don't want to hurt your feelings, but your entire career is dumb psyops.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@elonmusk @danielhoughton @anothercohen @iamharaldur It takes a big man to listen to his lawyers telling him he's breaking employment law and will get sued for millions of dollars because he's a stupid, unmitigated asshole.

How does it taste ... the ground you've run Twitter into?

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@joshtpm @TPM Did someone order a side dish of mockery to go with Tucker's flim-flamistry? Here ya go!

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@elonmusk @greg_price11 @Liz_Cheney @AdamKinzinger @RepAdamSchiff Holy crap, Elon, you expose yourself as a complete moronic douchebag more and more each day.

You have money where a normal human being has a brain and a heart. Grow up!

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@ScottAdamsSays 1. Treat everyone as an individual (no discrimination).

How does "the best advice I would give to White people is to get the hell away from Black people" treat everyone as an individual?

2. Avoid any group that doesn't respect you.

Okay. I'll avoid racist cartoonists.

[Elon Izaputz (Go Ahead and Ban Me) @RealAmericanLib]

@Santos4Congress Volleyball superstar says what?