Joseph Bucket

I love cabbage, stealing golden tickets from children, and being a disgusting old bag of shit that ruins people's lives...

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@rudehunch What's so terrible about a warm, loving grandpa? Couldn't hardly keep a straight face there! #ImAMonster #OompaLoompaFleshIsYummy

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

I bet you asshats thought I was dead since I've been so quiet! #NotQuite

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@RobotCaius Go away, I'm batin'!

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

Tonight on the season finale of America, which Asshat will become president? I should have ran. My slogan: #MakeAmericaShitAgain!

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

Happy Halloween fucktards! This year I'm going as myself, because there isn't anything scarier than an old, smelly perv! Just ask Trump!

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

Hey assfucks of North Carolina! I'm helping you rebuild your homes by dumping off slightly used mattresses (by me) for you! #YoureWelcome

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

I have a new cookie coming out at my factory! Thanks for the recipe Nabisco! #MinesBetter #FightsConstipation #Farts

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

Hey dirtbags! Wanna REALLY know how Hilary got sick? ME! Muwahahahaha! #ILoveBeingEvil #ItWasWorthIt

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@zuzuspetals2370 That little shit tried to cheat me outta tobacco money buy buying some damn chocolate! He's lucky he found MY golden ticket

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

Got a new show coming out! It's a real gasser! #NeverTooOldForFartJokes #ThatLastOneSmeltOfRottingCabbage

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@zuzuspetals2370 I'm like genital warts. Once I'm in your presence, I'll never leave you! #ILiveForever #EvilNeverDies #IThinkIJustSharted

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

And here it is, asswads! My new fudge factory product! Who wants a free sample? Bathroom pass is $5, so we're clear.

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@zuzuspetals2370 Hey there Sickie McGrown! You're knitted condom idea got me thinking OUTSIDE the chocolate box! Thanks! #MustDestroyYou!

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

What horrible things can I come up with today..? Hmm, maybe a new chocolate recipe? #IThinkYes #GonnaBeAssSplosive #JustShartedMyselfLaughin

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@HillaryClinton Hey, if you ever need to ditch classified info again, just bring it to my factory! Nothing ever gets out once in! Wanna see?

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@realDonaldTrump Also, do you think you could possibly be related to OompBob here? You both have impeccable tans!

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@realDonaldTrump Dear Mr Trump,
How would you feel about my beloved, illegal migrant oompa loompa workers from my fudge factory?!

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@BarackObama But what if the floor is too cold, and they can't get out of bed to find their house slippers? Who's gonna fetch em for them?!

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

Morning asscrabs! Question: would one man's cabbage fueled farts be the equivalent to bombing a town? Let's try it! Someone, pull my finger!

[Joseph Bucket @RealAssholeGJ]

@zuzuspetals2370
I may steal candy, golden tickets and suches from children AND adults, but I have YET to steal an oxygen tank. Great idea!