Audie

slightly bored and severely confused

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Today is the only day you can retweet this.

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Twitter used to be a magical place, I hate it here now.

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btw I said this before this whole 2016 fad thing lol

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Anyone else nostalgic for like 2016-2018 or is it just me

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I'm definitely the top speedrunner for those mandatory corporate HR training sessions

[からめる @purinharumaki]

ひとりだけ気合が入りまくっているハンドベル隊

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Someone def turned up the volume when Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls came on at this Safeway

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People who socialize with the front desk person when checking into a hotel: just fucking don’t bro smh

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Labubulemon

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Anyone else nostalgic for like 2016-2018 or is it just me

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Oh look a police officer I guess I’ll drive like 15 miles under the speed limit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[DJ SWISHA @djswisha_]

if u wanna make it in this creative shi u just gotta start callin random ppl ur brother til somebody put u on fr

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Glad I don’t give a shit about Labubu or any of these other blind boxes 😎

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Went from tweeting like 50 times a day in college to like maybe once a month now lol

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“Is someone playing How You Remind Me by Nickelback in the booth next to me?” - the guy in the booth next to me, probably

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Severance season 2 finale was also amazing this show is the greatest

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The Severance season finale is the most thrilling bit of television I’ve ever seen THIS IS BIGGEST CLIFFHANGER TOO IM PISSED

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Why did I just now have the I-forgot-I-was-supposed-to-be-attending-some-college-class-this-whole-semester-and-now-I’m-going-to-fail dream??