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[BoB @RealBaldOnBase]

I bought $250,000 worth of Bald Head Moisturizer.

No, that’s not a typo.

That’s roughly 69,000 containers of primo moisturizer, a warehouse of moist stacked from floor to ceiling.

An asset the consumer market literally can’t make fast enough when age and baldness hits.

Most people would call it insanity. But let me explain the thesis.

Each container costs about $3.62 today. But over the past 30 years, the price of head moisturizer has risen faster than the CPI, the dollar, and even gasoline, up over 400% since 1995.

Meanwhile, governments keep inflating supply chains and deflating standards. It’s only a matter of time before a “cost-optimized” future brings a diluted formula, smaller containers and less cream.

So what happens when moist becomes scarce?

Those who held the original moist, the “hard assets” of the mositure world, will see their cream vanish from supermarket shelves overnight. Just like silver coins, but creamier.

My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “hoard.” It’s an asymmetrical bet that civilization will keep consuming, inflation will keep eroding, and moisture will keep outperforming scarcity.

Worst case? I still have $250,000 of tangible, usable assets that everyone will eventually need.

Best case? Prices triple, imports collapse, or regulation forces “eco-cream” making the legacy creams finite, luxurious, and priceless to the desperate and discerning alike.

It’s not crypto. It’s not gold. It’s not even a hand job.

It’s 69,000 soft claims on moisture itself, a hedge against both inflation and a dry head.

That’s deep value.

That’s the Head Moisturizer Standard.

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@loshmi except that I got laid. after that its fine.

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@TransLink you fuckin pussies why is skytrain downtown closed at 12am on Fifa are you fuckin retarded

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@TransLink you fags shutdown at 12am . it's a fuckin train you fuckin retards

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@sidbid aka token eater

[Marcell @MarcellxMarcell]

$GOBLIN AI INCOMING

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@Ethan113554 How can they get fuckin guns easier than citizens?

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@tuuu28283 yepper

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@Safety_Canada Fuckin bullshit!

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@itsNeilnotNeal @kangminlee but yea let's go by IQ too, no med school for you if you low percentile, its fair

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@itsNeilnotNeal @kangminlee there's many tall Asians in the world

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@MelikAbdul_ @kangminlee they'd never be given the chance due to extremely racist players

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@lydiahallie do you feel that? it's waves of cancellations incoming

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@JeffAnderson_ get smarter

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@Not_the_Bee UK, your government hates you

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@EdgyGookie @washingtonpost Forced outcomes is more racist. Now any person in their positions will be seen as lacking and only given the chance due to skin colour.

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@VanCityVice That's not AI its a drone operated by a person. Probably the window washer.

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@xburak I love how everyone is like I made all this money with apps yet in my entire existence I think I've spent 5$ on phone apps and it was probably in a game.

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lmao celebrity rugs are back, we so back

$goblin mode to 1bil

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@CoinMarketCap neither do retards

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@Kingstaccz $GOBLIN mode