Ben

[Ben @RealBenIrby]

@Camp4 I used these in high school and got remarkable results!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This kid gets it

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

I spent a long time in the replies, so many good ones.

[Mike Pesca @pescami]

Ordinary Abundance. This is the greatest thing I've read in weeks. No kidding. This should win a Pulitzer in a category not yet invented. https://t.co/iqnoACNt6z

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Keep in mind all the below was public info and all nondisputed and all these scumbags still endorsed the Nazi. Oh the Nazi kept acting like a Nazi? How could @jonfavs ever predict it? What a 🤡

[Mr.K @Realsociedad10m]

W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ
宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高

[Ben @RealBenIrby]

@AlmostMedia She should be president.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m not the biggest Ken Griffin fan from the GameStop saga days. But I’d love for him to give Zohran a big fuck you and pull his construction plans and pull the hundreds of millions he pays in taxes and charity. NYC officials are hilarious. All they do is say they hate rich peole and then beg them to stay and pay for all their useless shit. There was zero reason for Zohran to antagonize Griffin except to appease his yellow and purple haired communist base. He could have still initiated the tax without trying to be Mr Cool Guy Communist and rubbing people’s faces in it. Why would any rich person stay there? NYC wanted a communist mayor. They got a communist mayor.

[Ryker Van Nostrand @rykerv23]

Stupid. From a far and from competing against Coach, I’ve always had a high level of respect for him and his staff. My sophomore year they shocked us, giving us 1 of 4 losses we had that year. He brought the best out of his guys. Next program that gets him/his staff will be lucky

[Andrew Wagner @andrewwagner]

Mary Moriarty should be held civilly liable for instances like this.

[Bridgestone Golf @bridgestonegolf]

Goodbye, friends, from Augusta Georgia!
As a farewell, we’re giving away one of the limited edition Peach Reserve TOUR-ISSUE Staff Bags.
To win: Just REPOST!

[Councilwoman Inna Vernikov @InnaVernikov]

.@nytimes did an entire exposé on the posts and likes of @RepDanGoldman’s wife, forcing Goldman to answer questions about his wife’s social media activity.

Our First Lady, Rama Duwaji, who shares a home and a life with our esteemed mayor, literally SUPPORTED HAMAS the day after the October 7 massacre.

Will the “paper of record” ask @ZohranKMamdani a single question on this? THEY WON’T. I’ll bet my life’s savings on it.

Instead, @nytimes headlines on Duwaji, conveniently focus on her (btw horrendous) fashion style.

https://t.co/o8ruG1BNRh

[Ben @RealBenIrby]

If only they looked like this when you have them delivered.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

massive deliciousness. fresh ingredients. burritos made just for you.

[Bananada Republic @Bananada_LLC]

@jbulltard1 The half price burrito could be the size they make when you order it to-go (and don't watch them make it)

[Ben @RealBenIrby]

@CaleCrypto Moccamaster! Expensive but worth it!

[Ben @RealBenIrby]

@greg16676935420 Check out @bugasalt !!! Solves this problem and tons of fun!

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

If the leaders in the Democratic Party keep encouraging and not rebuking the idea that America is cringe, and the people who run Gaza are great, the Democrats are doomed.

[Ben @RealBenIrby]

@NUCLRGOLF The water.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It was 50 years ago at Augusta that the hardest photo in the history of golf was taken.

Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie at the 1975 Masters.