Michael

For the strength of the pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the pack. -Rudyard Kipling

[Michael @RealBinyaminov]

Some day when I write the book about my life, there will be people who will be a sentence that I wanted to be a chapter. And those who are a chapter that weren’t even worth the ink to write with. But that’s the beauty of life, you get to choose who makes it into the story.

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

Us men are simple

Just like centuries ago, we see spear.
We want spear.

[Michael @RealBinyaminov]

@DrunkRepub They’re on sale for 42.99 right now. Got mine today!

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[mau @rllydu]

things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)

[Michael @RealBinyaminov]

I bet this is literally the happiest guy on earth. All men strive for this level of fulfillment

[Sovey @SoveyX]

This is what it looks like when someone loves what they do.

Meanwhile I’m out here treating Zoom meetings like hostage negotiations.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

They got the entire aquarium euthanized 😭

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Literally how easily guys make friends 😂

[Michael @RealBinyaminov]

@MikePosner One of the best to ever do it 🫡

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Details on #Peacemaker S2

• More 'Superman' characters will appear other than the Justice Gang

• Establishes there are at least 100 universes in the DCU

• Set 1 month after the events of 'Superman'

• Peacemaker travels to a parallel dimension where he is a hero and has a better life

• Show is not for kids and it's more extreme than S1

• Has James Gunn's favorite soundtrack and includes an Ozzy Osbourne song

• Brand new opening dance sequence

• Cast chose E1, E6, and E8 as their favorite episodes — they were all directed by James Gunn

• Michael Rooker plays an eagle hunter — 'he's basically Eagly's Lex Luthor'

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"I don't wanna hear it, McBain. That cannon of yours is against regulations. In this department, we go by the book!"

*Boooom!*

"Bye, book..."

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"What's going on outside?"

"Oh, it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey."

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Liam Neeson has made a PSA to get people to see ‘THE NAKED GUN’ to save theatrical comedies.

“For the price of one movie ticket, you can help rescue a comedy and, in the process, get to share a smile and a laugh”

(Source: @Fandango)

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

“A Higher Calling.” This is a true story. They met up later in life, and became great friends.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I am at the AAAHHHHH phase