Bro. Bright

Learner

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Bro. Bright @RealBright2k12]

That format don cast

[ismail aniemu @ismailaniemu]

Politicians are not eating corn this period as they did in the past. Why?

[Mr Cruz @Alphacino30]

@UnkleAyo People dey win cup for field, Morocco dey win am for Court.

Morocco wey dey tiff towel.

This is Brazzzzzziiiiiiiillllllllllllllll 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Chelssy506 @chelssy506]

@BBCAfrica Dear BBC and all concerned,
We have successfully donated South Africa to the Middle East region, they are so good there and Biden so well too. Y’all enjoy !!

Signed:
Majority Africans ✅

[Nonso P @Ncnonso]

@BBCAfrica I'm collecting South Africans tears 😭 here... cry me a river

[Bro. Bright @RealBright2k12]

The gods don't work that way

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

"This man is the traditional ruler of Abaomege town, Onicha LGA of Ebonyi State. In cahoots with the chairman of the local government, he has earmarked a day of covenant with the people of Abaomege, declaring that any Abaomege child of voting age who votes any governorship candidate other than Hon. Francis Nwifuru shall die a painful death. That the curse shall be binding on every Abaomege child of voting age.

Your Highness, HRH Iyke Ineke, the Echemugo II of Abaomege, you ought not going this far in declaring your dollarized choice of Nwifuru for 2027. You ought to be a traditional ruler uniting your people and staying away from partisan politics knowing full well that in politics, it's not over until it's over. Why wishing your people painful death? Isn't it their right to vote any candidate of their desire? Why are you doing this? What if your candidate doesn't scale through after all? You've to know that in politics, anything is possible."

~NCN

[Bro. Bright @RealBright2k12]

Is nnpc boss a joke to you ?

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

JUST IN: Elon Musk becomes world’s first trillionaire.

[Bofrot1cedi @bofrot1cedi]

Mexico didn’t want to score plenty in the first half because the South Africans will complain they stealing their goals😭

[Ohamadike @Ohamadikae]

South Africa should go bek to their country because the blacks are collecting their goals 😆 🤣 😂

Haaaiibooo !!!!! 😆 🤣 😂

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Commentator 1: “Why aren’t the South African players attacking?”

Commenatator2: “it’s because the Mexicans are white, they only attack when they see black people”

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Body go Dey scratch Nelson Mandela for grave right now.

E no go understand why Nigerians dey support Mexico 😂

[Bro. Bright @RealBright2k12]

Ona dey talk oooo
South Africans don jam problem

[Davidson @legaldavidson]

@yabaleftonline So they don't grow tall too seen why they can't be Giant of Africa

[Bro. Bright @RealBright2k12]

All the people Wen dey answer Monday wen I know, non of them get sense

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

If you mumu pass Monday Okpebholo, just die abeg 😭😭😭

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Goal!!!

Mexico 🇲🇽 2: 0 South Africa 🇿🇦

Their jobs are clearly not on the football field 😂

[Nedu_🔥 @Hhonor_]

It took two APC presidents to destroy Nigeria

[Bro. Bright @RealBright2k12]

Prodigal son

[Imakunblog @imakun122]

“I came to Nigeria with 10,000 cedis thinking I would become a multimillionaire because, while I was in Ghana, we used to make m0ckry of the naira. But when I came, within just a few months my money finished and I became frustrated. I called all my friends in Ghana, but nobody helped me. My house rent expired and I couldn’t renew it. From there, I started selling the little household appliances I had, but today I am homeless and j0b/££z I can’t even afford two square meals a day.”

A stranded Ghanaian sleeping at an Aba bus stop cried out after he was chased out of the bus stop multiple times.

[The Crusader @Armylucifer001]

The Federal government 🇳🇬 should upgrade its soldier’s rifle to M4 or even this AR-15 rifle .

Instead of using their outdated AK rifles,

We 🇳🇬 are the giant of Africa 🌍 upgrading to modern rifles should not be a big deal .

The money 💰 our old men has stolen is enough for the upgrade.

#Nigeria
#Military
#insecurity
#M4
#AR-15
#ak
#Trading

[Wisdom @WizCona]

@instablog9ja Kenneth Okonkwo is still leaving in bondage, and could be living in kuje very soon or join APC for his sins to be forgiven like Reno and Buala

[Bro. Bright @RealBright2k12]

I hope the business speed is not to facilitate the loan our government is seeking for shall , because ona go explain tire , evidence nor go dey

[FAB Connects @FABConnects]

Banking that works at business speed.

The FAB Business app gives businesses a faster way to manage key banking tasks through one digital journey, from account access to payments, requests and relationship support.

Built for businesses that need banking to stay clear, connected and within reach. Stay tuned for FAB’s spotlight on SMEs.

[Bro. Bright @RealBright2k12]

@FABConnects Please @FABConnects don't give loan to @officialABAT @NigeriaGov , if you do , I want you to know you're on your own . We won't pay you back with anything