brononymous

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[brononymous @RealBroStories]

OH: "It may be syphilis, but it still burns like gonorrhea..."

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip of the Day: Want to say im sorry? Why not do it with a cake. Chicks love cakes, so it must be a good idea. #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip of the Day: If you need a DD for your life, you should probably give him your wallet when you pass out... just in case. #brostories

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Bro-Tip of the Day: If you are going to get arrested, make sure the next day is a business day so your bros can bail you out. #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip of the Day: If you are going to start off the New Year with a bang, might as well make it a memorable one. Center stage. #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip of the Day: It's not cheating if you are in different area codes. #brostory.

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip of the Day: Becoming a doctor doesn't mean that you can cure yourself of all ailments, just the big ones. #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Go America. Boo terrorists. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110502/ap_on_re_us/us_bin_laden, but how did we get his DNA to confirm this? #USA

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip of the Day: If you are in Thailand, make sure that it's a chick. It could be a trap. #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip of the Day: Know how to do a keg stand before you mount up. Otherwise you might find yourself in the ER. #notwinning #brostory

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Bro-Tip of the Day: Wrap it up. If you feel it burn, you probably got something. Unless you are getting domed in a hot tub. #stillwinning

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip of the Day: Wear a cup when you go paintballing. Also, don't play against kids who are the height of your junk. #painful #brostories

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip: If you are going to pass out, do it in a place that is convenient for your bros. Otherwise they might leave you there. #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip: Make sure the laundry is actually laundry. It will probably save you a lot of awkward conversations. #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Ladies, if you meet a guy for the first time, dome him, then ask him to marry you, you probably need to reevaluate your strategy. #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-tip: 4 Lokos are illegal for good reason: if they were still available, every #bro would be getting dome, and nothing would get done.

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-tip of the day: Don't piss on a bouncer. He probably won't like it. Unless you are R Kelly and the Bouncer is actually a chick. #bro

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

"Yesterday was Wednesday, Wednesday. Today it is Friday? Friday?" Guess that happens when your life is #bro. #friday #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-Tip: The best wingman is an unsuspecting one. If he thinks that it is his idea, he can't really complain can he? #brostory

[brononymous @RealBroStories]

Bro-tip of the day: Leave your shoes on at all times in Mexico. Never know what can happen when you are being domed by a hooker. #brostory