Coast Guard Memes

We’re totally unaffiliated with the Coast Guard.

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We should change SAR to just "search" since there's little chance of a rescue when you take 30 minutes just to leave the pier.

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Serious question: Is it possible to earn a Sea Service Ribbon on the Great Lakes or on a river tender?
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Type “I’m not going to re-enlist because” and let predictive text finish the sentence.
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No officer has all 5:
1. Respect from subordinates
2. Respect from superiors
3. Mental stability
4. Subject matter expert
5. Can pass a PT test
#WorkLifeBalance
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If there's not someone taking terrible cell phone pictures and disrupting everything, is it really a Coast Guard retirement ceremony?

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@deceleratedlife Y u hatin

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Tell me you’re enlisted or officer without telling me you’re enlisted or officer.
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Raw scores are out! Don’t at me unless you wrote a 150 and above.
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“Not fishing!”
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Wrong answers only:
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I need to not tweet when I’m over my 0-1-2-3 limit... #forgottoproofread

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My dude drew a huge dick right before crashing one of the largest ships ever built ship and blocking one of the most critical waterways in the world. #Legend

Must have been prior @USNavy. #GoCoastGuard
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“Oh it looks like Ops has something to say...” - Every CO ever
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Oh hey Twitter, me again.
To thank CGMA for supporting us throughout the pandemic handing out $4M, we’re giving back! #2020Survivor coins are back in stock - proceeds will be donated to CGMA! Get yours at https://t.co/WTLxfnSwXv
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CG Memes #2020Survivor challenge coins are back in stock! Proceeds from all sales will be donated to CGMA. Check out Facebook or Instagram for more!
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There was a lot to unpack from the State of the Coast Guard, most importantly, who the Commandant and MCPOCG are backing in CG Memes March MIDRATs Madness, but also wifi underway?!?! This is the #GOAT time to be in the CG. Change my mind.
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I hope y’all enjoyed your 28-day vacation @USCGReserve!
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I was thinking about updating my profile to include the pronouns commonly used to identity me, but I realized they’re just “YOU/hey crazy/that $#!+ bag” ...roger that, carry on or whatever.
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@lostmidwestern Most of what I post is about myself, but I’m glad it’s relatable!

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Happy Valentines Day load masters!
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