Jason Calacanis

My iPad has solar panels on it, bitches.

[Jason Calacanis @RealCalacanis]

Lenovo is going to be so pissed when they figure out which half of Motorola Google just sold them.

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@Jason @leslieNYT The word 'real' has been around longer than your pretty blue checkmark. Who is the paper of record gonna believe?

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@leslieNYT Against my worse instincts, I'm going to suggest that your editors would prefer you interview @jason, my alter-ego

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@leslieNYT Oh yeah, I remember YouTube. Are people still using that?

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I dunno, Google, my reality is already about as augmented as it gets.

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.@Jason True, I've fallen off. I resolve to be the 1% in future.

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Heavy: "Jason Calacanis @Jason is now following you (@RealCalacanis)."

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Reliable sources tell me @justinbieber got his lip pierced earlier tonight. You heard it here first. #bieber

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Despite the name change, Google Buzz is straight killing it, just like I said it would.

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@Artosis @huskystarcraft Has anyone had as tough a road and as impressive a run in this tournament so far as Hero?

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I used to care about #demo but I cured that conference. With MY MIND. #tigerblood

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If calling out haters during a "manic episode" is cool, call me Miles Davis #tigerblood

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Fine, well I'm not covering any Disrupt startups in my newsletter. #mutuallyassureddestruction

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#proudofjason

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FACT: More people buy me gifts today than on any other day of the year. Be a part of it!

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No, I'm not selling Mahalo to Google for $4 billion. I'll consider SERIOUS offers, but happy to keep crushing it for dolo.

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If Mahalo sells for > $1 billion, you'll know it's a talent acquisition of moi. #thefredwilsonparadox

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Shit. This just isn't my week. #dmfail

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DDM @keitholbermann Soooo, I hear you're looking for work. Got a newsletter I think you'd be perfect for. Call me.

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Exactly what I told them RT @chrislhayes not filling in on Countdown because I didn't feel comfortable doing it given the circumstances.