Caz Dawn

Prime minister of the United Kingdom. @RealMaddyBell’s Nan. Owner of @CazDawnTakeaway and @CazDawnBuilders

[Caz Dawn @RealCazDawn]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT
I am now prime minister of the United Kingdom. Our national dish is now a cold chicken wrap x

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@PresidentPaula_ Looks foreign! X

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NEW LAW!
Only me and @RealMaddyBell can say the phrase “waaaaaa”. If you are caught saying this, you will be publicly executed!

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@RealMaddyBell Waaaaaa

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No clue what this Harry Kane bullshit is. I got us the final point! X (the cartel are after me)

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@VickyPollardOMG At least I partook in it you prostitute

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@MarkPayneYes Never got the invite you bloody idiot. I would have but fat fighters never responded to my invite on being part of their team!

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@CazDawnTakeaway You bloody well are not. You’re coming with me for a gang bang you stupid boy!

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@RealMaddyBell ?

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I’ve decided to drag my daughter and grandson out of bed to go to a car boot sale! LOL

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@VickyPollardOMG Yeah but no but

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Sorry everyone for not posting. I was held hostage by seagulls for a number of days. I was released today, and is now heading to see my grandson, Rajan x

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@RealMaddyBell I’ve been told to stay off it. They’ve hid it all!

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I speak on behalf of Russell Brand. Age = number!

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@VickyPollardOMG Oi Vicky. I’d watch it you just asked for things from my businesses, and asked me to lower the age for buying alcohol and tobacco!

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@MickBloodyDoyle @RealMaddyBell Piss off doyle

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@RealMaddyBell Piss off

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@BubblesDevere__ When I’m back from my grandsons, you shall pop down for some champagne and curry x