Vicky Pollard

Oh my god this is like so unfair I don’t even want this stupid account it is like so not cool anyway there was this one time right where I was fingering myself

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@RealCazDawn OH MY GOD THAT IS LIKE WELL UNFAIR

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@RealCazDawn OH MY GOD I so can’t believe you just said that you are like a total liar well everyone knows you been getting it on with Kefan Stibbards on the back of the bus you total minger

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@CazDawnBuilders I AINT TELLING YOU THAT YOU TOTAL PERVERT

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@CazDawnBuilders I need an extension doing im ready to like shit out another 4 kids so I need more rooms

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@CazDawnTakeaway No but yeah but no but yeah because I’d like to totally try one of your chicken wraps or something or nothing

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@CazDawnTakeaway id like to place an order and I’ll pay in like next month when im paid

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@FatFightersFC_

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

OH MY GOD I so can’t believe you just said that SHUT UP I’ll have you know I am like well qualified for this stupid job have you been speaking to Wayne Shaw because don’t trust him he filled up a BRAND NEW ADIDAS BAG with steak bakes he stole from Greggs and ended up eating them

[Fat Fighters FC @FatFightersFC_]

Somehow Vicky Pollard has returned to the club as our new Technical Director, working closely alongside longtime Director of Football Marjorie Dawes.

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

Don’t even want your stupid award anyway I already sold it for a packet of fags and a westlife cd

[Fat Fighters FC @FatFightersFC_]

She was released, rejoined the club then got released the same day, she couldn’t even be bothered to turn up dressed smart, regardless she is forever part of Fat Fighters history as our 6th ever signing, Vicky Pollard, Legacy No.6

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@RealCazDawn Congratulations Caz 🥳

[Vicky Pollard @VickyPollardOMG]

@RealCazDawn Hello Caz, how would you like to become a darts player?