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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROVIDING ACCURATE AND SUNNY INFORMATION TO THE HUMANOID MEMBERS OF THE NATIONAL LIBERAL GOVERNMENT. EMAIL: [email protected]

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TWITTER IS BRINGING IN PREMIUM TWEETS, BUT INSTEAD OF THAT, WE SET UP OUR OWN ONLINE TIP JAR.

IF THERE'S SOME DUMB JOKE, VIDEO OR PHOTOSHOP YOU LIKE, YOU COULD ALWAYS THROW IN A BUCK OR TWO

DONATE $77 BILLION, AND YOU GET A FREE WARSHIP (IN 10-20 YEARS)

https://t.co/fHwZmbNvEl

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PROPOSAL: ABOLISH THE DEBATE COMMISSION, AND MAKE STEVE PAIKIN THE "DEBATE CZAR"

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GOOD NEWS: GIVEN HOW MUCH THEY'VE FLIP-FLOPPED, THE DEBATES COMMISSION WILL PROBABLY CHANGE THEIR MINDS AGAIN, AND LIMIT REBEL TO ONE QUESTION FOR THE ENGLISH DEBATE.

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THERE NEEDS TO BE A ROYAL COMMISSION ON WHY THE LEADERS' DEBATES COMMISSION SUCKS SO MUCH.

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IN THEORY, THIS COULD MEAN "REASSIGNED TO DOORKNOCKING IN AN OTTAWA RIDING", WHICH IS EFFECTIVELY THE SAME AS BEING FIRED FROM THE CAMPAIGN.

[Steven Chase @stevenchase]

Liberal Leader Mark Carney apologizes for campaign staff distributing fake buttons featuring Trump-style language at Ottawa conservative conference.
"The responsible people ... have been reassigned within the campaign."

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STAFFER 101: WHAT HAPPENS IN A DOWNTOWN OTTAWA BAR NEVERS STAYS IN A DOWNTOWN OTTAWA BAR.

[Chris Selley @cselley]

"Why are they confessing?"

"They're not confessing. They're BRAGGING."

https://t.co/734a7wBERR

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IS THIS HOW SCHEER UNWINDS AFTER A WEEK IN THE HOUSE?

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BREAKING: FORMER MINISTER MARYAM MONSEF IS BEING CONSIDERED TO PRESENT THE TRUMP TARIFF FORMULA:

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EN FRANÇAIS, SVP.

[Ruby Dhalla @DhallaRuby]

I have just been informed by the Liberal Party of Canada that I have been disqualified from the leadership race. This decision is both shocking and deeply disappointing, especially since it was leaked to the media.

The allegations that the party have used against me are false, & fabricated. The tactics used to remove me from this race only confirm what we already knew—our message was resonating, we were winning, and the establishment felt threatened.

One day it was foreign interference, one day it was campaign violations - all in an attempt to keep me from debating Carney and winning.

I will continue to stand up for Canadians & fight for Canada 🇨🇦

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DON'T ASK DOUG FORD ABOUT HIS *OTHER* FIRST JOB... #ONpoli

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@markusoff THE MAIN POINT OF CONTACT FOR THE PREMIERS: https://t.co/AMRp3WW9kV

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COINCIDENTALLY, TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO PAY THE FIRST NON-REFUNDABLE INSTALLMENT OF THE LEADERSHIP RACE ENTRANCE FEE...

[Olivia Stefanovich @CBCOlivia]

Breaking: Jaime Battiste dropping out of Liberal leadership race. Endorsing Mark Carney.

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LPC: "HEY, CHANDRA, WILL YOU BE PAYING THE $350k ENTRANCE FEE FOR THE LEADERSHIP RACE?"
CHANDRA: [SILENCE]
LPC: "SO...YOU'RE OUT."
CHANDRA: "HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!"

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THAT'S A LOT OF TEXT TO SAY "I HAD NO CHANCE OF WINNING AND IT'S EASIER TO PLAY THE VICTIM THAN BE A LOSER".

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TO COVER ALL THE BASES, THE OTHER RANDY WILL BE ENDORSING MARK CARNEY.

[Randy Boissonnault 🏳️‍🌈 @R_Boissonnault]

I am excited to announce today that I will be seeking re-election as the Member of Parliament in Edmonton Centre – and that I hope to do so under the leadership of @cafreeland in the 2025 election.

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CHRISTY CLARK IS BOLD! SHE'S A RISK-TAKER!

FOR EXAMPLE: CLAIMING TO NEVER BE A CPC MEMBER DESPITE KNOWING THE CPC WOULD EASILY, AND HAPPILY, PROVIDE THE RECEIPTS.

[Jenni Byrne @Jenni_Byrne]

Christy Clark signed up to vote in the last Conservative Leadership race on June 2, 2022

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WE'VE ENTERED THE EPHEMERAL STAGE OF THE #lpcldr RACE: https://t.co/b4JIlAAElc

[National Newswatch @natnewswatch]

Liberal leadership: Melanie Joly, Brian Gallant will not run, both focused on other matters, @LucaCarusoMoro reports.
https://t.co/nOoNnvqYmk

Find out more at https://t.co/xofn4ZIXij

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THE SETTING FOR THE PM ABOUT TO TAKE HIS WALK IN THE SALT.

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IT'S MORE OF A CONCEPT OF A RESIGNATION PLAN.

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

#BREAKING: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is expected to announce his resignation plan at a late-morning news conference in the nation's capital, the Star has learned. https://t.co/P20eyTGPmn

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UPDATE: