Chewsy

I'm not real picky.

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

@RetroFolder @PicturesFoIder Treading water skinless also slows down time.

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

What if the US becomes Canada’s 4th Territory instead? I mean, it’s perfectly territory-sized anyway.

[Adam @AdamColb_]

It took me 9 years to realize, and I will tell you in 2 minutes.

1. Don't tell them everything Even when you trust your close friends and family.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Harsh truths I know at 32 I wish I knew at 22.

1. Most of your friends aren’t really your friends.

(a visual thread)

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

@chris_hami_ @UberFacts Masks totally help with allergies. If you have seasonal allergies, it’s night and day, so someone telling you they don’t work, when they don’t know your backstory is just being ignorant

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

If America had infinity more guns, none of this bullshit would be happening. #murica

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

I have nothing in common with people who make work for themselves.

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

Fuck you grocery stores for not putting bagels on sale when cream cheese does.

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

Crocs were the new Birks, but Birks are now the new Crocs.

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

The amount of time I used to waste watching commercials on TV as a kid is the same amount of time I waste looking for emoticons as an adult.

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

I've never heard any of my friends who are parents say they regret having kids, but Ive also never seen them smile, laugh, or be happy since

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

When I was a kid, I thought it was "fucken".

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

Hey newspapers,
How's that working out for you?

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

You know that game at the fair where you have to shoot out a red paper star with a BB gun? I just won that game peeing on a fluffy dandelion

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

The credit card machines are down at this Walmart so I have to use the ATM to withdraw cash, like a goddam caveman.

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

@pmharper, I want you to #RejectFear + vote to #StopC51. I’m speaking out at https://t.co/UyDsJfX62f #cdnpoli

[Chewsy @RealChewsy]

Social media: "Fall down 7 times, get 8 likes."