ChicagoPhill 🌱

I am an Immortal! Chicago is my first home. Vegas is my second home.

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@SenatorFischer What the Republicans have been up to.

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@LasVegasLocally At least i know it wasn’t to any Pipefitters. Pipefitters don’t bother getting married. Instead every 10 years we find a woman we really can’t stand and buy them a house.

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@LasVegasLocally It’s cheaper to drive to Vegas than it is to fly to Vegas.

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The future of civilization may depend on it.

Respectfully,

Phill

Concerned Citizen and Occasional Discoverer of Architectural Problems

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@ThePHPF To the Esteemed PHP Board of Directors,

I write today regarding a grave architectural concern that has plagued the PHP ecosystem for decades while somehow remaining hidden in plain sight.

Database queries return improperly formed answers.

For years, PHP developers

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I recognize that this proposal may require several committee meetings, fourteen RFCs, six heated Reddit arguments, and at least one developer threatening to rewrite everything in Rust. Nevertheless, I believe history will judge us kindly if we act now.

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@chooserich Con men only do fake interviews.

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@Saintsing79 @PaigeSpiranac Maybe the angle is lying? Her hands look like they are good position.

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@PaigeSpiranac That was a very good swing. Good lag, well timed release. Pretty hard to score it so I’ll just give it a 10.

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@chooserich Got every blood test complained about every issue in the world, passed every stress test all normal, every time. None of it stopped a Massive Stroke or a Widow Maker Heart Attack. The medical community knows a lot about the human body but I wouldn’t bet on them.

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@lanechanged That was a bank and store alarm detector right?

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@chooserich Keep that chin up my man!

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@phil_hellmuth I’m going to put a call in for you Phil. From this point forward we are just going to start you at the final table. You don’t have to play the rest of the tournament anymore because everyone knows where you’ll end up.

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@PaigeSpiranac I’ll keep my balls off of your mat.

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@RealKidPoker @pokerstakecom I thought I had seen everything until I seen DNegs putting stance.