Chris Stewart

I only get 1.67 gb of data on my phone per month and I use it for my kids to play Roblox and this Twitter account.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

So you’re going spend your days getting on the neighborhood Facebook group to complain about (checks notes) kids riding scooters, ding-dong ditching, playing with their friends, socializing, and not hiding behind a computer screen? Is that correct?

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

Someone sent this to me in the overnight mail. I’ve uploaded it and can now “retweet” it.

[Fired Coaches of Georgia @FiredCoaches]

🚨Breaking News🚨

The Gainesville Red Elephant flag football team was reportedly “just defending their sisters” in tonight’s playoff game.

The GHSA will likely consider moving Gainesville to Region 1 7A next season as punishment.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

“Ok now, point to the one won the board drill between you two.”

[Lassiter FB Recruits @FbLassiter]

Defensive Practice player that showed the 3 core values of Lassiter Football on Day 3 ‘27 Cole Stewart! #Compete #Improve #Tough

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@CoachDeWeese @coachpathall The last time I wore pants that weren’t sweatpants and snow pants was when I coached JV at Wheeler. All those coaches are gone and I’m still here, baby.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@coachpathall And the answer is always: you only have two pairs of board shorts?

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@CoachDeWeese @bvav48 @ParkerResources One haircut a year and… I can’t stress this next part enough… wearing those sweatshirts inside out… will earn many coaches these same awards. Young coaches write those down.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@bvav48 @ParkerResources I want to thank my mom and dad, Leigh Anne and the kids, and Patrick Swayze.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

When life gives you flood waters, grab a surfboard. 🌊 🏄🏼‍♂️

(I’d still be going faster than pretty much every car driving in the left lane on Sandy Plains on any given weekday)

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@CoachStiltz @CoachTM9 @CoachDeWeese @CoachJones_CHS I almost slipped off the rope swing in the yard when this Twitter notification vibrated in my pocket.

I’m glad I looked at it. Dont let The Man tell you what to wear on your feet in any situation.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@CoachDeWeese @carllawson55 @CoachRock73 Jahmyr Gibbs is a great ball player, and winning that game against him was pretty great.

Not so great? Having to coach against Justin Fields in 2017.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

Remember kids, at midnight be sure to turn your sweatshirts inside out. And if your sweatpants have cuffs at the bottom… I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe just stay in 2023.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

Dang. What a waste. I’d be stoked to ride those pockets 🏄🏼‍♂️

[mark stewart @StewarrMark]

A little video from high tide during a 16 foot swell yesterday. It’s always crazy watching multi ton logs and stumps getting tossed around like toys. A good reminder to respect the edge and keep your distance. #wawx #wx #storm

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@deweeseenglish Curse your AP English mind! Barefoot… ok @SHSProspects emergency meeting after school for the reveal of the “5th B”

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

“In conclusion, men, remember the 4 B’s: surfBoard, snowBoard, Board shorts… and Jimmy Buffet.”

[John Wernquist @CoachJWernquist]

The boys getting some great words of wisdom from @RealCoachStewie

#GoldStandard

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

My face when I tell a kid to take his hood off in the lunch room but he puts it back on as soon as he turns the corner

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@CoachRowellj @bvav48 @fordtough301 A Cheeseburger in Paradise between a couple of buns, brother

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@bvav48 @CoachRowellj @fordtough301 Hey I was told I only have to wear coaching gear when I’m coaching

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

@CoachDeWeese @chris_parker222 @bvav48 @CoachSzatkowski I will be more than happy to come down to your recording studio and tape this program. Just let me know when it will be broadcast.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

Galleria scenes: You paid… (checks notes) $9 to stand in line for Subway? I had the buffet for $12. Waited five minutes and had all the chicken fingers and mac n cheese I could ask for.

[Chris Stewart @RealCoachStewie]

Hey. I was the guy at @GlazierClinics today wearing a shirt and pants not covered in school logos. You must be the other guy.