Col Bat Guano

Refrain from anger, and forsake wrath! Fret not yourself; it tends only to evil.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

My rating system for political BS:
💩- dried up pile on the sidewalk
💩💩- fresh pile on the sidewalk
💩💩💩- stepped in fresh pile on the sidewalk
💩💩💩💩- got some on fingers trying to scrape it off shoe with a stick
💩💩💩💩💩- even bulls think it stinks.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@ChefGruel Understood, but I need to stand after sitting on my ass for hours.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@Punchy_Playz Checking to make sure my fly is zipped.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@PeteButtigieg What was your job in Joey Softserve’s admin? I think you only had one. Or were you on family leave the whole time wearing that fake boob?

[David M Friedman @DavidM_Friedman]

Apart from the question of whether @RoKhanna is lying (he is), his performative visit to Judea and Samaria broke the rules and undermined our Constitution.

I was US Ambassador to Israel for 4 years. During that time, the US Embassy facilitated the visits of hundreds of members of Congress. IN EVERY SINGLE CASE, the visit, including the itinerary, was coordinated with the Embassy, and usually with the State Department in DC as well.

This is not just a security driven protocol, although that is an important factor. It also is a reflection of the Constitutional mandate that the foreign policy of the United States is directed by the President through the Department of State.

When a US representative visits a foreign country, the Constitution says that the Executive Branch has the paramount interest in how that visit is achieved. That doesn’t mean that the representative can’t do his own fact finding or draw his own conclusions. But when the representative goes off undermining US foreign policy on foreign soil, that’s foul play.

@RoKhanna went rogue. He couldn’t have cared less about how his theatrics reflected upon our nation. He wanted his sound bites and his video clip, no matter how misleading, and he wasn’t going to let our Constitution get in the way.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

This guy has become a Mad Magazine writer, except Alfred E. Neumann is about to fire him.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Update from the reflecting pool! The pool has been drained, and there are no signs of the giant gash that Donald Trump has been lying about. No indications of major vandalism. Just a bad paint job. The only thing that’s been exposed is that Trump has been lying about this.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@SirBylHolte Rommel... you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

[Dr. Sheila Nazarian @sheilanazarian]

I want to ask the students screaming “Death to America”, do you have any idea what happens when American values die?

Because I do.

My family fled Iran, a country where freedom died. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone.

You think America is oppressive because you have never experienced real oppression.

You think silence is violence because you’ve never been silenced.

You think words are dangerous because you have never watched a government drag someone away for speaking them.

You think capitalism is evil because you have never stood in a bread line.

You think borders are immoral because you have never had to flee across one.

You think revolution is romantic because you have never had a revolution take everything from you.

I have.

And that’s why I refuse to be quiet.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

I’ll vote for anyone who wants to make sure our tax dollars aren’t just flushed down the toilet. #NewsomKingofFraud

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@SCMountainGoat In bed.

[Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon]

I feel like thinking itself is broken in most people. Basic reasoning is a rarity these days. Reading comprehension is becoming a thing of the past.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@RoKhanna The JP referred to you as a “bad actor” that intentionally provoked an international incident of a sort. And that the IDF needs to take better care to not fall into traps set by people like you.

You’re a drama queen and not a very good one at that once the facts are examined.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@KATYSaccitizen Wow! Looking great for 64!!

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@BonillaJL Damn! I was going to say this!!!😂😂

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@RoKhanna This clown keeps doubling down on stupid. Perhaps I shouldn’t have made this reply:

“Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.”

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@seanonolennon @tntjohn79 The answer to that question is pretty clear around these parts!😆

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@RoKhanna @netanyahu You provoked this confrontation. Weiman as an Israeli understood what provocation traveling in unidentified vehicles in a restricted zone. This was an intentional incident designed to create this spectacle. You are a fraud.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

@weimanadav Because you were in a restricted area in unidentified vehicles, Einstein. You as an Israeli would understand how provocative this was. This was an intentional spectacle designed to create exactly this.

[Col Bat Guano @RealColBatGuano]

Yep. Pretty much always.

[Katy Grimes @KATYSaccitizen]

It's always the folks still wearing masks... 👀