Woke Jarkko The Dog

fighting drugs one by one since 2001

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

remember to get your daily push-ups on to achieve the very popular "hare build" for summer

all the boys and girls are gonna be all over you once they see you break the sound barrier while escaping an evil rock that glanced at you menacingly

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

the guy who made Obsession is so unfunny to me (his bootleg Tim Robinson shtick to be exact) which makes it somehow easier for me to believe that he would be a great director

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

being a hostile anti-nihilist is pretty funny as a concept to me cause do we think a true nihilist who sees their LIFE as ultimately pointless and meaningless is going to get pissed off over the things you have to say about their thoughts on philosophy and the human mind

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

a friend got me deep into The Finals before I found out that they use AI generated voice acting and once you figure it out you can't not notice it every time a character speaks
gonna keep going crazy with the revolver while shaking my head to make everyone know I don't support it

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

how the FUCK do I get this shit off from my screen?

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@GabrielFC1718 I've never watched it either lol
just heard the theme once and that was enough for me

I guess for me it was the general vibe of the music that was eeriest, but I also very well understand the terror of the sudden and unexplained mood change

this was a good and productive talk!

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@BoredFritz thing is no one brought a gun so it would probably be the first time in history a person gets folded 15 times by an angry mob of gamers

I think he does this on purpose too. he gets a sick thrill out of it!

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@GabrielFC1718 well said!
I have a follow up question of scientific nature and of grave importance!

were you also scared of the X-Files theme song, for similar reasons as this ufo scene?

I definitely was and didn't even really understand why

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@GabrielFC1718 @BatteryMastor it's a pretty lighthearted generic alien music in retrospect, but I agree that as a kid who was not familiar with genres and tropes it felt oddly unsettling!
still got way more scared of the fish since the way it's played out is almost like a jumpscare for kiddies

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@sadetape dude you can't say that! they made like 3 fantastic and witty Ratchet And Clank games and only about 34 ones that sucked ass!
hmm yeah maybe you can say that

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@ILMFlinkenstein a wolverine game should have a better or at least equel level of gore to a game like Half Sword

maybe. I actually don't know if that would work.

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@muslimlebron who ever decided to do this interview was a genius.
I feel so much for this intelligent kid just navigating through life, somehow being both lonely and famous.

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@BoredFritz it really is a earworm even now. it starts to play on a loop in my head every time it pops up on Twitter.
the "I like pokemon go" song is even worse in that regard for me.

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

Backrooms was a pretty great movie though
was nothing like I expected and I loved that
even dad (no previous experience with the concept of Backrooms) liked it well enough

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

went to see Backrooms with my dad and the Scary Movie trailer that came before gave me a fight or flight response
trailers suck in general but holy shit the level of secondhand embarrassment almost killed me

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@zcenser @foolibuster no in fact the comic was already perfect in it's succinctness
ponder how a little less for you could maybe be a lot more for the rest of us when it comes to your smugness

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@Donutella_13 if it was truly a fuckass one, then I doubt they came up with the concept on their own, and this was somehow already a topic on some obscure forums or shit

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@FREETZO1 @DakDimensions this is George libel
he was the original critter guy!
the fact that he gave one little guy a dignified end in a fiery brutal explosion for his whole family to see doesn't change that!

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@oneironaut20481 @jtrocksforever oh c'mon. the huge blob inside the part of the body where all the ideas come out of would have been a pretty damn safe bet and don't say they wouldn't have tried to stab every organ to see which was the thinky one

[Woke Jarkko The Dog @RealCoolGuy45]

@luckiL33 it's more so the making people kill each other part they are referencing to I reckon but still I don't think it's a big deal
for how much I hate this franchise it is pretty damn cool though