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ThiccBois Football Club News

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The grounds are buzzing in anticipation of the squad's fixture Tuesday night. Will they show a new formation? New players? Only time will tell

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While coach would not comment directly, he did share that "All starting roles will be earned coming into this season. We have quality up and down the roster. If players are unwilling to compete, they'll need to find a new home."

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The rumor mill is swirling around super star striker ShmoMoney's potential exit from the club. After 2 middling seasons the club needs to decide if his production on the field is worth the price tag.

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A story book finish for the Mad Lads! After relegation seemed all but a certainty, the team collected 10 points in their last 4 games to reach promotion. The champaign bottles popping can be heard from the commons, a fitting end to a great night of football.

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The lads seem to be finding their form this season as team chem has never been higher on the pitch. Their new celebration seems to be catching on with the hooligans as well... we'll see what league officials have to say about the new gesture

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Reports are Captain Rick's Patchlor Party will be #lit and a great team bonding opportunity coming off a few rough seasons. Well deserved time to relax and have fun with the Lads.

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Shmo denies the lingering issue and thinks it will resolve itself naturally. He believes he is still fit to be the penalty taker for the club. I think we might see more footage of him taking practice penalties over the weekend

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ShmoMoney with a decisive brace to lead the Mad Lads to a victory in the final game of the season. However, fans will likely be focused on his continued lack of creativity from the penalty spot, which has plagued his career at Real Cück.

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Correction: despite reports striker Shregs is a late scratch with "packing" listed as his reason for missing the game. Fans are asking questions as the team plays in their last game of the season.

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In an all important 2 game match day the Lads will have a fully healthy starting line up. This marks the first time all 4 of their all stars have played on the same pitch in 2 seasons.

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In a historic 8 match day for the Cücks, the Lads need 2 points in their last 2 games. While starting the season slow, their last match of the night reminded the fans of their potential... "when the boys are warm" as they say

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Our very own Wells has won the award for save of the week for his outstanding play in the 91st minute of todays league match to hold the draw. WHAT A PLAY #RealCuckVictory

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After a quick visit to D6, the Lads find themselves back in familiar territory. Will they right the ship? Or will internal drama be their demise. Only one way to find out....

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@RealCuckFCNews Idk, I heard he’s been crushing margs in the DR instead of staying in tip-top shape…..

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BREAKING: developing story today as Mad Lad Captain Rick was seen partying in the tropics while out with an "injury." Sources in the team declined to comment.

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The squad will need 3 wins in their last 4 matches of the season. With their captain returning from leave in time for the season-ending stretch, hopes are still high in the locker room.

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A rough start coming out of the international break for the Cücks. Some are pointing to the back up keeper, while others astutely look to the lack of offensive created by the strikers.

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Photos emerged over the weekend showing up-and-coming striker "Shmo Money" practicing his penalty kicks at a local lot Saturday morning in his hometown of Nottinghamshire. I wonder why the penalty focus....

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When asked to comment on the upcoming season Rick declined to comment, but it was clear he is excited to get their division 6 campaign started and will let his play on the field do the talking.

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My sources in the club tell me Rick is a sure favorite to remain captain of the club. The team value his passion and performance on and off the pitch.