Derick Jones

I am a patient boy
I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait
My time is like water down a drain

[Derick Jones @RealDCJ23]

@JaneOst_ we're going to get so many atlantic articles about machismo I can't wait

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@grylxndr

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@randygdub does she still post workout thirst videos

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@atrupar @yuhline is your dignity really worth this?

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@CDCarter13 Ramblin' Dreck from Georgia Tech

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@RadioFreeTom @CharlesPPierce you would have said this in 1965, too. Wonder how you would have felt in 1865!

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@Hegelbon The World is not ready for Woke Todd Phillips

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@Very__Regular gotta have those fast food apps these days

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@Jonheathcote bro is absolutely terrified he'll have to encounter a poor off the clock

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@MattGelb Ow, my balls!

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@JaneOst_

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@Feinsand 14 million a year is only a little more than the 13.3 The Other Will Smith got from the Braves lol

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

The irony of sinister conspiracies is that the cunning plotters always leave a cryptic trail of clues behind that can only be unraveled by the world’s biggest retards

[Derick Jones @RealDCJ23]

@whotfamar Runescape

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@mvz77dallas @Diddy

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@tonytaters https://t.co/qbMOfJAaHO

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@JoshDaws @williamwolfe hmmm, I wonder which side of the "Is raping children bad?" debate these guys fall on--oh:

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@historyinmemes 90% of everyone at A+ or higher can do this. if you want to keep dickriding this guy you should huff some chloroform first so he can get hard

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@NRO lol william f buckley sucked more cocks than nancy reagan

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@ryKeough @rationalyankee @Alexjones92192 Chili's is hiring