RealDahl

Just here for the show.

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The worst part about driving on Sundays is being surrounded by Sunday drivers.

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@piper4missouri She says that like being thick is a bad thing

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@marlene4719 Are the MAGAs in the street with us right now?

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@WGFD Lucky he ain't a wolf

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@casuburbanmam @Alphafox78 Classic Masshole maneuver as well

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@jake_hansen_ @Chicago1Ray DROPPING LOOOOOADS!!!!!

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@AirbnbHelp @sa67750151 Broken English

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@heckintexan @FSUFootball That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

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@CNNPolitics Surprised he didn't hit him with the 'what about her emails' checkmate.

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@HoffmanJimC @fomalicious @Ojeda4America How about tree fiddy?

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@patfinnertyshow I just want you to know you are doing this country a great disservice by not addressing these pressing patriotic problems that are plaguing our republic. Are you going to stand down and let the terrorists win? Your country needs you now more than ever!

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@jamiemorris969 @Alex_Kack Same

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@iAmTheWarax Texas?

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@Gooch_goEMAW @Licious1105 @realJeffreyLord @gtconway3d @jaketapper @GOPChairwoman @CNN Toe-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe.

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@CullyHamner

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@jdawsey1 To be fair, Kellyanne Conway barely qualifies as a woman.

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

You know you’re in the Oregon Trail generation if you went to school too late for nuclear bomb drills but too early for active shooter drills.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Being very rich Being very poor

🤝
Getting your haircut in
your living room

[Tyrell Crosby @Tyrellcrosby]

Wonder how much the actor got paid for this by the ncaa 🤔