Z a y d a - ( Parody )

Beauty in violence, she’s the Real Deal ~ Parody, roleplay account, the real Zayda is @ZaydaSteel - #Radiant

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

~~ The Real Deal ~~

- Just a roleplay / parody account. The actual Real Deal is over at @/ZaydaSteel
- 18+ writer, MDNI

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

@SublimeScotsman Jack, is that you?! Holy shit.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

R e a l
D e a l

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

~ Leave me alone ~

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

@HeIsHysterical Hush.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

Well hello there.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

@HeIsHysterical Duh!

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

@HeIsHysterical Right in the balls.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

JACY MY GOAT!!

[Toxic Rockstar (NOT @jacyjaynewwe) @TOXlCSOUL]

this QUEEN

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

@HeIsHysterical Not if I kick you first??

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

I don’t want to waste the weekend. If you don’t love me, pretend for a few more hours, and then its time to go

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

@HeIsHysterical We can kiss right after they kiss.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

I make good points from time to time.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

You know what? You’re right. Take me away, Mike Wazowski.

[Toxic Rockstar (NOT @jacyjaynewwe) @TOXlCSOUL]

honestly, is that really the worst outcome in the current state of the world right now

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

Yeah but then it invites its friends over and now you got a gang of monsters under your bed.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

People who can sleep with their foot hanging off the bed are true psychopaths. What if the monster grabs you??

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

Gimme!

[Sublime EVERY TIME— 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐘 @SublimeScotsman]

I can give you something way better.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

It was my birthday and not one person bought me a mansion and a tiara. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

[Z a y d a - ( Parody ) @RealDealZayda]

Respectfully