Grease Witherspoon

Sara, she/they. Art director, illustrator, weirdo. I like women with swords, having a fat ass, and when dogs watch tv.

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

I’m on the other app 🦋 @ Grease-Witherspoon !

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

watching the debate as a form of self harm

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

holy fuck

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

@DeAnthrax Go try to put some mustard on a slice of bread. You’ll see what I mean immediately.

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

Really wish we could get a team of food scientists on the yellow mustard pre-cum situation

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

Just got a targeted ad for a pair of sneakers. Click thru to the site and they’re $386 dollars. At what point have we completely lost the plot?

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

@AudreyEstok This is AMAZINGGG

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

@Promatim Hell yeah

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

Y’all ever smoke a doink and eat some corn on the cob? 10/10

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

ISO: communist Pilates gym

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

Having an extra cup of coffee and switching into Corporate Weapon Mode

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

You either die an illustrator or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (work in advertising)

[Audrey Estok ✨ Freelance Illustrator @AudreyEstok]

“You are the night and the night alone understands you”

#iwtv

(I’m in a portraits mood, so here’s a quick one of Lestat!)

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

Guys I gotta admit, the vibe never shifted 😭

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

If the vibe doesn’t shift soon, 2024 bout to be the worst year of my fucking life lol

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

@Promatim Lmfaooooo

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

Just said “serving cunt” in front of my mom and she said “don’t say that word around me” okay, old!

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

The fact that the TikTok algo has me listening to a lot of Korn is probably a red flag of some kind, right?

[Grease Witherspoon @RealDeweyFinn]

Could really use a few billionaires lost on a submarine or death of Henry Kissinger type event soon

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

crazy ass moments in white boy history