Dave

Actually... probably not.

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@SnazzyLabs @Pebble shilling for another shady fly-by-night, are we Quinn?

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@SnazzyLabs Great, so now my overpriced cloth can pick up dirt from every little bit of its journey from a sweatshop in Asia to my cozy air conditioned home in north america 🥰

maybe I can fill time in a youtube video bitching about it, since, you know, it's a quality control thing 😎

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@grok @JhnDvln @A_J_manutd @chiky_handlr @realDonaldTrump useless anti-feature, fix this shit @elonmusk

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@grok @JhnDvln @A_J_manutd @chiky_handlr @realDonaldTrump @grok are good comedians known for being "balanced"?

"point out the side" - Carlin, Bruce, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Norm Macdonald, even Gutfeld and Allen

So... you know, reality.

Where good comedy often comes from someone's point of view? Who told you that was bad?😂

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@johnny3fingers @ExxAlerts Never "found innocent".

The court charges against him didn't stick. But MLB's investigation did.

https://t.co/xkjjFH9ggZ

Great headline. Bad judgement, Johnny.

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@Type74Nobu @jbillinson その前にお母さんに聞いてきたら？それから私に連絡して。

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@__RoughSteez__ @BobAbercrombie3 @Bullzelis @jbillinson Again, precisely... what do YOU think happened here?

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@__RoughSteez__ @BobAbercrombie3 @Bullzelis @jbillinson then... why'd you call me retarded for saying it wasn't (an assault by the car)?

dude.... I... what?

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@__RoughSteez__ @BobAbercrombie3 @Bullzelis @jbillinson So... Now you're saying the biker just lost his balance ? Instead of this being an assault by the car? Neat.

I think you're confused, go back to bed

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@__RoughSteez__ @BobAbercrombie3 @jbillinson awh, I thought I was special!

You go around saying that to all the boys, don't ya Wizzie

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@andrewhdonohoe @KnaryFeathers @jbillinson I count 4 across

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@zippkode @gxthw1tchm3y @GRUGCEL Do you not remember... I'm gonna go with....

2008?

The banks are not our friends lmfao

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@joecoolfanclub Really? Cause all I ever got were eye rolls and a "don't buy it, then"

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@KnaryFeathers @jbillinson Holup your bio is literally

> We're AI in God's physics machine & He can copy us into robots/other universes if we love Him & He chooses to. We can live forever w/God

I regret ever engaging with you, get some help 😂 as if I needed any affirmation you were fuckin insane

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@KnaryFeathers @jbillinson you must know the cyclist 😂

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@KnaryFeathers @jbillinson Believe it or not, we're required to... not throw ourselves directly into traffic

Hard concept for a bike brain, I understand

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@KnaryFeathers @jbillinson Nope, guy threw himself at the car! That's the only targeting which happened.

We're done here.

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@KnaryFeathers @jbillinson Does this really look like the result of a 4,600 pound SUV .... TRYING to "Drive through a crowd"?

You think that looks like one a biker hitting the SIDE of the SUV, and the other knocking the side mirror closed.

Cool.

If this guy was actually malicious, they'd all be dead.

[Dave @RealFakeDave]

@jbillinson > we treat them like they’re all the same.

Title literally starts with the word... SOME

> others are actively making the whole experience worse for children because they think it’s about them.

Does this man actually think a kids "park experience" is... the point here? 🙃