Fake Goth

The realest fake goths in the world.
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Fidel Castro was a fake goth.

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Has Jesus always been a fake goth?

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We said that Amy Lee was a fake goth, turns out we were wrong. Sorry.

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You better believe it folks, Hillary Clinton is a fake goth.

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Cliffy B is just like Cathy Brennan, a known fake goth.

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Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Robert Smith of The Cure's fake goth level?

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Chester Bennington of Linkin Park wishes they could be a fake goth.

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Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way is just like Cathy Brennan, a known fake goth.

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How long has Mark Levin been a fake goth?

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I heard Sock Monkey is a fake goth.

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Getting a sweater and liking All Time Low caused Mario to become a fake goth.

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What caused Preston Garvey has a settlement he wants to tell you about and he to become a fake goth? A soggy sandwich of course!

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Actually, Steve Jobs is a real goth. We got that one wrong.

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Being Snape and wearing off black caused This Bernie Bro to become a fake goth.

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How long has DJ Atomica been a fake goth?

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Turns out Jim Raynor is actually goth. Who knew?

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deadmau5 is a fake goth.

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What caused David Lynch to become a fake goth? HP Lovecraft.

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All of Coldplay was a fake goth.

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Mario is just like Cathy Brennan, a known fake goth.