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[Andy @RealFalseNine]

I’m out. Catch me over there if you want.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Israeli soldiers raped flotilla activists

How the fuck is this not every single news outlet ?

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

The US world cup being a total failure as a result of Trump's unpopularity and FIFA's greed feels fucking fantastic actually.

[Tom Richardson. @tommyr345]

In London hireable Lime scooters top out at 12.5 mph.

That means that if you rode one round the London marathon course at top speed, never braking or backing off, by the time Sawe had finished you'd be more than a mile behind him.

Absolute madness - as someone pointed out!

[Daniel Childs ☕️ @SonOfChelsea]

Two clear and obvious offences committed and apparently PGMOL can’t tell.

It happens at every Arsenal defensive corner and is never penalised

[Faizal Khamisa @FaizalKhamisa]

Happy 2026. I’m beefing with Fabrizio Romano, it seems. I was just asking a question, and got the pettiest reply lmao.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Congratulations, Shabana!

You've unlocked the much coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement!

As he notes, you're shifting the political conversation in the direction of the far right.

You must be so proud!

What an amazing achievement for a Labour politician!

[jodie c @jodcoll]

so Sky News interviewed this dude who claims to be the honorary president of a Aston Villa jewish supporters group, which doesn’t actually exist, and he isn’t jewish, and he just spends his time cheering on the IDF on twitter? brilliant journalism

[Daily Union Elections @UnionElections]

We need to tax the absolute living fuck out of the rich

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

The problem with "Don't call them racist. Focus on common ground instead" is - eventually - that racist bigotry will manifest itself anyway.

How do you collaborate with a person who believes what you bring to the table is invalid, simply because of your skin colour?

[katie @LovejoyActual]

the training and apprentice offers aren’t “become a welder” or anything btw, they’re all like level 2 NVQ apprenticeships in shelf-stacking and bullshit jobcentre powerpoint courses on “how to write a CV” that are “accredited” by big dave’s 100% genuine certificates ltd.

[nestory irankunda fan @irankundagoat]

The biggest football twitter account with 1.2 million followers just posted that gay people shouldn't have kids and you wonder why LGBTQ+ people don't feel safe in sport

[Sean @demsocsean]

The same people who wanted politics out of sports in 2020 are fine with an entire sports league turning into literal Trump propaganda. Who wants to hear this shit in a winning speech?

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

There is now overwhelming evidence of Palestinians raped by the Israeli army.

The fact that this is not considered newsworthy underlines anti-Arab racism.

Allegations of rape are only of interest if they can be used to present Western enemies as uniquely barbaric.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields.

You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

[Andy @RealFalseNine]

These ‘unknown players’ were signed for a combined £210m. Give me a break.

If that’s the metric then Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Dias, Alvarez, Ederson, and Mahrez fit the bill for Pep too.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Klopp turned guys into superstars, has Pep ever taken an unknown player and made him world class? That’s why Klopp will always be clear for me.

[Ryan @RyanMKIV]

Alex Scott played for Arsenal and England for over 16 years all while appearing on multiple different outlets such as Sky Sports, BBC, BT Sport, and when she retired she completed a degree in Professional Sports Writing and Broadcasting at Staffordshire University, presented Goals on Sunday alongside Kammy, the One Show and the BBC SPOTY awards.

She’s more than deserved her chance to be the Match of The Day presenter and it’s all from hard fucking work. @FootbalIhub

[Andy @RealFalseNine]

As opposed to Harris and Biden who definitely did all they could to bring about a ceasefire?

They are still in power, they could stop Palestinian suffering overnight if they actually wanted to.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Marco Rubio, Trump’s Secretary of State pick, explicitly said yesterday that he would NOT call for a ceasefire in Gaza.

Great job to all the protest voters who snubbed Harris over Israel - you guys are really playing 6D chess here.