Commisioner Orrico

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[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

Sources followed Commissioner Orrico’s assistant to a dark alley last night. The assistant was photographed with another man who was described as “a black version of Andre the Giant” They were unable to make out the nature of the conversation but overheard “dues” and the date 9/6

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Sources: GM Brendan Bibb has declined interviews with receivers Ja’Marr Chase, Puka Nacua, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, and Amon-Ra St. Brown. While Bibb declined to comment directly, his mother said, “I have complete faith in my baby boy to make the right pick at 1.1”

[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:

VFL Draft Order 2026-27
1. Bibb
2. Andrew
3. Beacom
4. Alex I
5. Frankie
6. Shane
7. Shawn
8. Alex S
9. Best
10. Stephen
11. Francesco
12. Jules

[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

BREAKING: Brendan Bibb has secured the first pick in the 2026 VFL Draft

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League officials reached out to the VFL Commissioner to inquire the difference between “Shane” and “Shawn”. After heated discussion, league officials abruptly hung up and were heard saying “we’ll just put them next to each other in the draft who cares” through thin office walls

[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

The Stauffer Camp has privately inquired about forcing Santucci farther down the board. In exchange, he has agreed to turn over his trademark of #ThisLeague to the VFL commissioner. League officials claim Stauffer’s draft position will not be affected, but that remains to be seen

[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

Sources inside the league claim that the offer to the gods was too strong to ignore and Francesco’s draft order is falling rapidly

[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

Before the draft, league execs got an inside look at the draft strategy for one of our managers. Sources claim their strategy included the dark arts in an effort land one spot before Francesco in the draft order.

[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

BREAKING:
In a trade deadline acquisition, Ceddannamemnon and Haders Gonna Hate have come to an agreement to send SP Emerson Hancock to HDH in exchange for RP Kenley Jansen.

[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

ALERT: VFL Schedules have been finalized.
Highlights:
Wk1 Shawn v. Alex in a SB Rematch
Wk1 Jules v. Stephen in a matchup between recent friends
Wk7 Shane v. AI in the newbie matchup
Wk10 Fran v. Best Fran’s last out of division matchup.
Wk13 Frankie v. Stephen roommate battle

[Commisioner Orrico @RealFrankOrrico]

Recent footage of longtime rivals Jules Bergman and Stephen Kendra was leaked today. The two seem to have found common ground… hating the newbies. Is their rivalry dead forever?

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BREAKING: After a discussion with VFL Officials (the voices in his head) Commissioner Frankie has elected to NOT realign VFL divisions in 2027.

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Heat map location of every offensive rebound in college basketball ever (2026 update)

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@bitfunded 38

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@SleeperMLB Frank Schwindel

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@nhuebecker Hey I’ve been meaning to ask. Can I borrow your copy of Unreasonable Hospitality?

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@BarstoolTenn @StellaBlueCoff #KnoxvilleBCT

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@jacobinfante24 Would be honored!

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@UTVolShop @VolNetwork Jauan Jennings!!!!