Lola's Dad

Father of the Year 2013-indefinitely. Founder and President of the Carpinteria Boogey Knights. Keeping my daughter off the pole since 2013.

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@Morkowitzeic @ChaosLensX Did you watch it? Then you’d know he said “Canal street has always been like this, but they’ve grown exponentially since the open borders.”
🤙🏼🤙🏼

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@aronfromm @Shanemgillis Incredible job….

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@nwigwestephww @NFLprguy @grok “Huge pay”???

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@baxendale_laura @cnnbrk Uhhhhh *just* ended…5 years ago….” Let her live “, that’s what got us here, so we should just “let her drive drunk”, because “Free Britney”?? I

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@JimMcMahon Blue, but the white on white was sharp….

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@OfficialFadd @MrBeast Send me the code and I’ll just take 200k, cool?

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@TomBrady Settle down boys, we already tried the XFL….

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@realphilhendrie why did you abandon the genius that was you, to become another useless, inciting, political talking head? Go ahead and take an HOA sized dump on either party..I don’t care, just make me laugh again. PLEASE. I’ll take your answer off the air…

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@Dogtor01416800 @cnnbrk The driver that died??? We should punish him!!!

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@OleTimeHardball The Hawk

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@FocusFix2 They’re not talking about me, I’m low IQ and motor”….🥺

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@UGCitizen256 @cnnbrk Why are we acting like this is something new?🤔 Both sides pull this garbage…

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@KeithOlbermann @BrendanCarrFCC I’m so old, I remember when KO had a sense of humor and/or would realize this was a joke, regardless of whether it was funny or not.

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@elonmusk Will there be an “unhinged mode”?!

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@liliap_ @TransitoryInfl @Scobleizer Take the ticket and be happy you’re alive?! Is there any winning or no?

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@KyleKulinski I mean “Fast Food Worker” isn’t a career….. when did these “entry level” jobs become careers?!

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@odinikaeze @matt_vanswol @elonmusk @Tesla You still think Tesla is a “luxury” brand?🫣

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@totalimmunity @1776TSA @AuronMacintyre So only the ones that can afford it can drink soda? Fuck the poor!!! Great compromise!

[Lola's Dad @RealGareBear]

@SergeantJSmith @AuronMacintyre @MattWalshBlog So…only YOU can have soda, that’s cool. If you’re poor, fuck off.