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Computers are useless, they can only give you answers

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I'm making an array-oriented language. Here's a short sample that searches for prime numbers:

https://t.co/OZkmQLRMGs

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@badcop_ lmao

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@vlelyavin @tsoding my plumber showed up, removed my old dishwasher, and then didn’t install my new dishwasher

like bro you skipped the important half

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@davrola @DecampDave wasn’t he a narco terrorist

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@MarioNawfal the president developed a concept of a plan derived from a feeling based on a fact

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@ysap_dave @tsoding i always suspected vim was better

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@ZeeNews @theanupamajha @pratyushkkhare kudos to kabeer on the perfect score

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@MarioNawfal why didn’t they have an early-early warning system to protect the early warning system

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@Osinttechnical @secretsqrl123 dei pilot. a man wouldn’t’ve gotten shot down

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@RyanBar82859132 @MarioNawfal @grok that was just a decoy dome. iran has once again been fooled by the wily americans. the big obvious dome was a fake target

the real radar infrastructure is the little domes dotted all around

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@elonmusk cope

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@badcop_ brb, installing fortran for the purposes of tax evasion

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trying so hard not to look at the hot lady in the grocery store that i'm now in an aisle i've never been in before holding a product i can't identify

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ten years of suffering replaced by one lunch break and a mass of bash. mass of bash still mass, but mass of bash is faster mass

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for the last ten years i've been enduring an in-house binary package manager at work. all it does is download files, unzip them, and generate some cmake lists. sounds simple right? 30 python spaghetti files. painful to use. slow as hell. and it needs pip just to bootstrap itself

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but it's 6 minutes faster in ci/cd. zero security vulnerabilities from random pip dependencies. and i never have to fix it again because python shipped a "minor" update that broke everything

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@BotchedBladeJob i love that radiohead song