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i make games and i stream bash engineer

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pretty surreal to see a video game i made in a dunkey video

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@beginbot @growing_daniel leetcode is for practicing for advent of code

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@isabelrosesss upgrade is maybe not the most accurate word

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@teej_dv everything is a string

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@htmx_org you're gonna love c++

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@TheEduardoRFS good for pre-conditions

i like having them at the top of the function

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@dillon_mulroy @ryanguill @bentlegen is this why you wont reinstall termsand

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@echo4eva a lot of them aren't buying it haha

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turns out your app is just blowing up on hackernews, but claude doesn't know that

"Done. Mask is 0.0.0.0/0. Now I'll create an iptables rule to drop that traffic."

the graph flatlines

another outage successfully resolved by claude

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its 2027

your ai SRE gets paged for an outage

spike in traffic, services are failing

claude thinks "Nothing seems to correlate; This isn't in the runbook. I'll need to improvise."

"It's a DDoS attack. I'll cluster the IPs and create a mask to block the common ranges."

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@thdxr idiot. you're doing everything wrong.

riib

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@isabelrosesss its in unstable

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@thdxr https://t.co/rg77uOoFVV

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@ryanvogel https://t.co/iH8H4Ub0do

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vote for me and i will introduce a tax on all sufficiently large matrix multiplications

9/10 economists say "it would literally fix everything"

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@ryanvogel it's kinda crazy how this was impossible until ai

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@ysap_dave render distance on the first computer was 0 💀💀💀

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it's important to remember that the computer wasn't invented for ai

it wasn't even for business

Turing invented it so we could all play minecraft together

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@ThePrimeagen @davidfano would be a shame to restrict it to one language

we should devise some sort of "common gateway" interface

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@beginbot @teej_dv @samlambert cant believe you quoted yourself

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