EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality”

Comedy account, from the perspective of an organisation that could be responsible for obnoxious reality TV. A parody of reality.

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

It’s over! It’s finally over! We can go outside again!
As we prepare to watch our contestants degrade themselves one more time for fame, here are the final scores:
🥇🥈🥉
#mafsau #mafs

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

“I love you” has no attachments.
“I do love you” is an attempt to convince where there is doubt, much like our gameshow is attempting to convince people that it is about finding love.

#mafsau #mafs

[Married At First Sight Experts @mafsexperts]

Interesting question.

In theory, yes but in actuality, those differ in terms of feelings probably.

Might need to throw this one to the #MAFSAU community.

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

The requirement to consult with a therapist is a pre-requisite for being an applicant on our gameshow.

#mafsau #mafs

[Married At First Sight Experts @mafsexperts]

People applying for 2026 #MAFSAU after looking at over a decade worth of failed seasons please consult a therapist and get help.

Signing off 👋

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Our producers simply needed an outlet for their comedy writing ambitions.

#mafsau #mafs

[Everybody Wang Chung Tonight !🇳🇴🇮🇸🇬🇩 @Yes_IamSancho]

Let's be honest. This show is a fucking work.

If they didn't have the drama and shenanigans, then it would not rate as well #mafs #mafsau

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Our gameshow will always return. The circus may be leaving town, but it will be back with a new cast of clowns.

#mafsau #mafs

[Sue K @SueKennedy1410]

Thanks to all for joining me on the roller coaster ride that is #MAFSAU.
Wouldn’t have made it through without the laughs etc that’s been on here.
Until next year (maybe). 🥰

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Segments worth watching finished at 9pm. Viewership has already dropped off.

#mafsau #mafs

[reality shirt @realityshirt]

i thought it was finishing at 9 HAHAHA #MAFSAU #MAFS

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Our producers are simply trying their best to destroy the last remaining relationship before the season ends.

#mafsau #mafs

[reality romance @austcomment]

Actually so frustrating to be forced to say I love you if they aren’t ready quite yet #MAFS #mafsau

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Appearing on our gameshow is considered a big no-no. Rules can therefore be disregarded.

#mafsau #mafs

[robair. @robair20]

Public pressure by *psychologists*?
Surely that's a big no-no.
#MAFSAU

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Forcing our contestants into uncomfortable situations is the secret sauce to our ratings gold.

#mafsau #mafs

[Dr. Swizzlestick @Swizzlestick8]

You shouldn't peer pressure anyone to say 'I love you'. It should be natural. This include you 'experts'#MAFSAU

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

To be fair, we’re all trying to block out the last 3 months that we’ve wasted.

#mafsau #mafs

[robair. @robair20]

*I don't recall*
🤣🤣#MAFSAU

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Gameshow is out of ideas, so will come up with even more nonsensical “challenges”, participated by a new cast of narcissistic attention seekers.
The circus will return, but with different clowns.

#mafsau #mafs

[Kmac - Guerilla Radio @Guerilla_Kmac]

I got burnt out of this season and struggled to watch the final weeks as this just became a shit show of acting performances that were below par.

I will be back next year but I am not sure where this show will go next. Thoughts??

#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Because if you are, you are exactly what our gameshow is looking for!

#mafsau #mafs

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

And it will feel like 3 months… because it will be recaps of the past 3 months of footage.

#mafsau #mafs

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Watching our gameshow can make many of our viewers wish they were in a coma.

#mafsau #mafs

[Rosie DiMarie Woods Stan @RosieStan12]

“ what if I end up in a coma” was FKN WILD😂😂😂 everyone just wanted to walk out #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Our camera crew have kept all copies of this footage. We are struggling to get it back.

#mafsau #mafs

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Our gameshow is often considered to have fallen through the floor of decency.

#mafsau #mafs

[A David Fan Account @beggywilliamz]

Just give us another #mafsau season, no one’s interested in this
#mafs

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

There will be approximately 60secs of watchable material, and 80mins of recaps. Our gameshow is built of disappointment.

#mafsau #mafs

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Every episode is a repeat of the previous one. Every season is also just a repeat of the previous one.

#mafsau #mafs

[Mad @Madstar42]

Oh my God, is this a repeat night? What a waste #MAFSAU

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Our producers kept the receipts, but we still didn’t get refunds for the contestants we ended up with.

#mafsau #mafs

[Everybody Wang Chung Tonight !🇳🇴🇮🇸🇬🇩 @Yes_IamSancho]

Start out slow and bring out the receipts #mafs #mafsau

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Our editors have set out to disappoint from day one. We will never change.

#mafsau #mafs

[Reality TV tweets @realitytweeties]

@LesboDyke_127 Hopefully we will see spicy stuff, not just recaps #MAFSAU

[EndEmAll Shite - “A Sad Parody of Reality” @RealGoodAtMafs]

Something with better quality actors.

#mafsau #mafs

[A David Fan Account @beggywilliamz]

WHAT ARE WE GONNA WATCH WITHOUT THIS SHOW
#mafs #mafsau