Gregson

Dad. Husband. Car loving idiot. Co-Founder of @ShiftingLanes. #Volvo V60 Polestar and XC90 owner. Tweets are mine, YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

@MattHardigree @deerfella It’s not though

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

@Glickenhaus SCG: we only REAL race
*doesn’t win race*
Also SCG: REAL racing should be brought down to our level because we didn’t win.

This tweet is why we all deserve 65mph commuter coffins. Get bent. Respect the community or get lost you utter hack.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

Ah yes, let’s revisit this one. “Real” racing is great until you lose and then say others should be sandbagged for being faster during that legitimate “real” race! What a crock of shit.

[Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus @Glickenhaus]

The Flag drops at real race courses where real race cars race each other in real races. Everything else is meaningless bullshit. Jim

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

Everyone is saying the new BRZ is great. Yes, it looks great. That's where it ends. 228/184 is an anemic power split when Subaru had the chance to give it 250/215+ with a turbo FA24. What a bad call.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

I mean "go back to making BMWs" isn't wrong. The entire range of cars, along with the designs, are so watered down and missing the mark since the E9X generation. Maybe you should get a new marketing team while you're at it.

[BMW @BMW]

OK, Boomer.
And what’s your reason not to change?

The first-ever BMW iX.
https://t.co/NhWosxWcxK

#NEXTGen #THEiX

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

@BMW This a hilariously bad marketing tactic.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

@warrenbowman @AlexRoy144 @DBerman_ @NoParkingPod Found the Tesla cultist. We can go home, our work is done here today. It's a public safety issue you absolute clown. "Cry harder," and "Boo-effing-hoo" don't help to strengthen your position against a CATASTROPHICALLY poor business decision and misleading lexicon.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

Somewhere, Chris Bangle is continuing his celebration party.

[Road & Track @RoadandTrack]

The 2021 BMW M3 and M4 are here with a standard manual gearbox and up to 503 hp. https://t.co/VJgp10HkV8

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

@theRealTavarish This is called, Google translate.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

With that face, no one cares.

[BMW USA @BMWUSA]

History is made. Tomorrow. The #BMWMLegacy continues.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

@Ballaban Ummmmmm. I think we need to have a talk about America's Team... It's clearly the Blackhawks.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

Dear @USPS, fuck you and your lazy workers. This shit was happening WAYYYYYYY before Covid. You can’t even put it in the fucking mailbox? Blow me.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

Eyyyyyyy!

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

Linked in is Facebook for corporate boomers

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

Sweet Minecraft truck Muskbro

[Bozi Tatarevic @BoziTatarevic]

This looks like something someone put together at the last minute cause they forgot they had a SEMA project due.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

@MSport1223 Your Pleccos are ugly and they should feel bad. Same way anyone who likes the new Vantage should feel.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

The DBX front end is what the Vantage should have looked like from the start. Instead, we got a design that looked like a low rent Plecco fish. What an utter disappointment. DBX looks so much better than the Vantage AND the DB11. That's sad.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

@nickplee 100% accuracy in this tweet.

[Gregson @RealGregsonM]

Me:
Someone on the internet: *speaks about car design like they know what they're talking about but clearly does not*
Also me: