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[Rob Leclerc @robleclerc]

we spent the last 30 years whining about how we lost all our good-paying manufacturing jobs. we finally have an opportunity to start building again, tech companies are willing to spend trillions on capex & labor, and now both parties are saying no because of a fake chinese psyop that data centers use 30,000x more water than they really do.

[Macro Charts @MacroCharts]

They're curing cancer, and you're bearish?

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.

[Rasmus Jarlov @RasmusJarlov]

As a Danish taxpayer, I think this is the best spent money ever. We will happily continue to pay to help a European country survive and to stop an existential threat against Europe.

We are just wondering why so many other countries are free-riding and barely contributing?

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

NYC ran an experiment: a separate minimum wage for construction workers on buildings above 99 units ($72.50 an hour)

As a result, almost all construction has been scaled back to 99 units, and we’ve built significantly less housing

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Finally found my rallying cry.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Saying “build affordable housing” is like saying “build used cars”

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

Gay Muslims should be allowed to marry in mosques. If a mosque refuses to perform such marriages, it should not receive state funding.

[Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw]

YOUR garden?

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

getting absolutely pissmogged by what I assume is a horse in the stall next to me

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I'm tired of the Chomskyist masochism that underpins the thinking of the far-left. The idea that Western society is inherently evil and at fault for everything

Russia invades Ukraine "Our fault because the West is Evil"
Islamist Terror attack "Our fault because the West is Evil"

[Pablo Antonio @PabloAntonio]

Under our NEW regime, the boomers will be paying tribute to YOU, anon.

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

Every business that supports the Russian military becomes a legitimate target. Anyone who enables Russia’s military logistics can expect to be struck.
There is only one way to avoid just punishment: do not support the military of the aggressor state.
There is only one way to restore peace: Russia must end its war against Ukraine.

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

There is nothing more pathetic or contemptible than watching Russians launch what they thought would be a short splendid war to crush Ukraine in a matter of days, only to fail spectacularly in their blitzkrieg.

They wiped entire Ukrainian cities and regions off the face of the earth, committed an unimaginable number of war crimes, plunged Ukraine into darkness and freezing cold during the harshest winter on record, spent years bringing down apartment buildings with sleeping families inside night after night, destroyed supermarkets, children’s hospitals, theaters, and libraries, historic monuments, churches, and cathedrals, murdered people, beheaded and castrated prisoners of war on camera, executed and burned civilians, tortured them, and left mass graves behind.

And now they are hysterically wringing their hands and crying to the heavens because Ukraine is burning down warehouses full of Chinese junk meant for online sales.

“Why is this happening to us? How can there ever be peace with this Ukraine? They hate us!”

Fucking disgusting and pathetic.

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

when a man has a gigantically fat ass its kind of like ok you need to be serious man theres a time for playing around but sometimes we do need to be for real

[Cop City Chamber of Commerce @RetherSlambert]

Emailing an instructor and I dont know if they have a PhD: Good evening Big Dog I hope this message finds you well

[Romlib 🎄 @romlib_]

My theory is everyone has schizophrenia now

[Caleb Brock @1calebbrock]

There's got to be a better way forward as Democrats than just taking the full NIMBY side of these arguments while Republican states are getting $50,000 bonuses to local teachers and @IBEW workers are getting 10% (sometimes more!) above market rate to build out AI infrastructure.

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

I met Dr Pepper. THEY'RE a podiatrist.