Cop City Chamber of Commerce ⛱️

Socialist and comic with a special interest in Brian Wilson

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[linux🚩 @tuvati]

You're gay? Name every penis

[Cop City Chamber of Commerce ⛱️ @RetherSlambert]

Not nearly enough Shilohs for this to be convincing

[toby 🏳️‍⚧️ @bucketfiiller]

"oh you're trans? name every trans person" alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai jupiter neptune mercury

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

after the last day or so of east coast opinions on CA elections, I am now rooting for the spurs

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[🌌🧠 🍺Jean Allen 🍺🧠 🌌 @peakcapitolism]

Like geese magazine for instance

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

out here building bridges

[Cop City Chamber of Commerce ⛱️ @RetherSlambert]

@somethings_awry Have you ever seen an Italian man how is a wet man going to make a dry sandwich

[👁️cyclops psyops 🌹🔻😷 @cyclops_psyops]

breaking: former cpusa ppl turned writers want dsa to endorse the lesser evil candidate in every race - the same strategy as the wildly successful cpusa. maybe us dsa electoral heads should take this seriously!! self crit is important 🧐 voter guides for all ✊

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

no safe passage through bushwick

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to New York. But there’s a catch: you have to visit each number of your SSN, in order (repeats allowed!). What 9 digits you picking?

[fremen tammy 🇹🇳🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺 @TamTamTammy3]

Americans be like "Parking is a human right" but food and water are not human rights to them

[cher @mclIark]

if you die in sudoku you die in real life

[christine @crycartband]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

Sometimes I wonder what he’s up to

[cora @derhausputz]

repeating “a naughty cat is a cat that feels safe” to myself while my cat knocks Everything off my desk

[Cop City Chamber of Commerce ⛱️ @RetherSlambert]

I swear to god it takes real effort to be this insecure

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

The same girl calling you 'Babe' can be entertaining three other guys