Joe

I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me.

[Joe @RealJPB]

Winning session

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Hey @nytimes we’re definitely not gooning this morning @MulletReview

[Joe @RealJPB]

Being a tournament poker player is like if you played in the NBA and every Monday you read about your rivals winning another championship, and then you kept scrolling and saw the fucking Kings and Pelicans also won different championships. Meanwhile you got blown out by Utah

[Joe @RealJPB]

@slickdickson I already know your name anyways but your secret is safe with me at least until you start winning

[Joe @RealJPB]

The trend of people posting their scores but blocking out their screen name is some real SDE. Do you think any elite crushers are like “I might not be able to beat WPT anymore if Joe Batterman knows it’s me”? If you want the dopamine of social media likes, I get to 3b you light

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@martin_zamani @ACR_POKER Le Potager Du Pere Thierry, the menu is always changing so I’m hesitant to recommend a dish but we liked the duck

[Joe @RealJPB]

Overcame a 10-1 chip deficit heads up

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Chat game on point today

[Joe @RealJPB]

This guy standing on a ladder strung between two other ladders has clearly not see the @JasonKPargin video about ladders

[Joe @RealJPB]

@Hunsuckerr He should have to give the money back for asking the dealer to spread the pot 3 handed in the main in a pot where one bet has gone in, but I agree

[Joe @RealJPB]

@BrentsPoker “But how am I supposed be a nazi about the rules while also chatting with the players and watching the football game?”

[Joe @RealJPB]

@aceragoff Did we just become best friends?

[Joe @RealJPB]

@kwansfull Heh correct, worst people not worst players

[Joe @RealJPB]

@official_glp The chip lead please
UN: JoeyBatts

[Joe @RealJPB]

@lexipoker It appears last year was 60s/70s still

[Joe @RealJPB]

Really sad +$4400 day, was 2/16 playing for $31k and lost two flips to finish 13th.

[Joe @RealJPB]

@PokerNews All your payout numbers for this FT are off by one place fyi (in other words, that’s the 5th place payout, not 6th.

[Joe @RealJPB]

I think it’s a shitty decision to implement shot clocks mid tournament BUT you have to admit it makes the viewing experience infinitely better