Jake

A college boy in crisis

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

Some people say you can’t fix a broken heart but Phil Swift fixed a boat with flex seal so I beg to differ

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

@pixelprayer Hi SpongeBob

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

@NVIDIAGeForce My favorite borderlands memory is simply the fact that anytime I meet a new person who plays video games, I get them to play through the series with me and enjoy it every 👏🏻 single 👏🏻 time 👏🏻

Borderlands 4 RTX

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

The only redeeming quality men have is that, no matter your size or weight, if they have a crush on you, they’ll pick you up and be like “damn you’re light as fuck”

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

“I cried in two post offices today” -@t_meyer2019

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

@Apple hi could y’all add like a fire to the background sounds? Rain is cool but fire would be amazing

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

“What’s the opposite of gay?…… The military.” - @t_meyer2019

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

I’m just gonna leave this here 😌
https://t.co/R6Ed3SCVhn

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

Olivia Rodrigo is gen z’s Taylor Swift and I’m so glad I can have sad bops in my life again

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

@EA When are we gonna get an SSX Tricky remaster or SSX Tricky 2? >:(

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

Petition for @Xbox to add a feature do that I can turn off the bright light on the controller so I can play in the dark in peace 😌

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

Need me a Splenda father

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

Petition for @NiykeeHeaton to make Cold War available on Spotify 😌

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

@MandiNickels You heard me

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

Good coffee tastes like cigarette ash. I said what I said

[Jake @RealJakeBortz]

*me with my face all puffy and red from an allergic reaction*

“God I’m so hot I should start a Tiktok...... oh.”

[» @luckiIyluke]

talking about glow ups