Texas Joey

I’m nobody, but I do vote.

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@MerriamWebster Synergy

Disruptive

Mute/moot - not overused. Just misused.

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@davewolfusa @cmclymer Ditto. And Charlotte, it must have been in Waco since interstate 35 doesn’t go thru Copperas Cove.

My folks lived & retired in Belton since Dad grew up there. Lots of memories of the rodeo and July 4th parade with Johnny Mellon on his palomino proudly carrying the flag.

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@KobeissiLetter Gauging!

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@Angry_Staffer Gauging!

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@AdamCuker I did a lot of water skiing on that lake.

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@mytiaraslipped @TheRealHoarse Eugene too! Texan who finally got smart!

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@cmclymer I saw this exact thing happen right in front of me once…..it’s gruesome.

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@gtconway3d Fun fact: my grandmother was the receptionist at the Alamo when I was a little kid in the 1950s. She would launch herself toward visitors and say, “Sir! Kindly remove your hat! This is a shrine, you know!” She was a pistol!

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@RonFilipkowski If the Knicks lose, will that be Joe Biden’s fault, too?

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@TheRickWilson Rick - real question: DJT doctors visit first of each month..what infusion is he getting monthly? This counts the dentist visit. First of the month, like clockwork… what do you think?

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@dctf @optimum @TexasTechFB @TechAthletics @Ben_Roberts2022 @JoeyMcGuireTTU @kirbyhocutt @jkbtjc_53 @CodyC64 Reason enough to never buy the magazine again: It’s just plain dumb to put a billionaire on the cover.

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@RonFilipkowski Reason enough to vote for Talarico.

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@OrinKerr @SteptoeLLP @VolokhC Please honor your friend by learning & advocating for Hands-Only CPR. Bystander intervention saves lives when someone experiences a Sudden Cardiac Event. @HeartsafeC

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@SkinnerPm You do realize that you will have a million guests at graduation, right?

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@MrNeilScott I love sentences diagrams!

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@RonFilipkowski What about numbers on a birthday cake? Do we just skip 86?

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@SpencerHakimian And it’s the only time in recorded history that Melania has smiled.

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@SkinnerPm He is leafing!!

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@cmclymer I wish someone should write a speech and ask me to come and give it. I’m a nobody, but I would be willing to read the truth to power. Totally. And I would pay my own airfare to be there!

[Texas Joey @RealJoeyBarnes]

@QasimRashid SafeSport. Time for training at the highest levels of govt., just like in sports.