Ted Kritzler

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The face when you update your bio with the real story of Gamehendge....

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@VinnysCorner1 Aslan

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@punt_rd Space Truckin'. Which is very different from the Grateful Dead's Space>Truckin'

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@def_leppar20044 8 because of longevity and sparse live recording catalog.

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@DrPhilDP @VinnysCorner1 Haha I said someone spelled his name wrong when they answered Deion Sanders.

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@Axiom_Fernando @VinnysCorner1 That's rich....you spelled Antoine Winfield completely wrong. Deion had elite ball skills but only tackled hard his first couple of years ( according to Deion himself ).

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@def_leppar20044 Minneapolis, MN -> Erie, PA. ( On the way to Phish Curveball, which got cancelled ) Returned to Minnesota to deliver passenger @jasonfladager back in time for Big Wu Family Reunion, 15 min from home. Festival cancelled due lack of potable water, we would have been "High and Dry"

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@emmitonair Jimmy Johnson
Lou Holtz
Knute Rockne
Bernie Bierman

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@ojessie__ Yes, but the iceberg of me is the link for my bio.

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@renabaddie_ 8

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@VinnysCorner1 Deadpool himself, Charles "Wade" Wilson. (RIP Old Skoldier )

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@MrAbbeetim Eartha effing Kitt

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17 minute Ass Handed, ayfkm? ♫ Now Playing on LivePhish: “Ass Handed“ by Phish from Jul 19, 2026
https://t.co/OJS6uX5STm

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@oelma__ It's a precision musical instrument:

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♫ Now Playing on LivePhish: “Izabella“ by Phish from Jul 17, 2026
https://t.co/ZDWpCTZR0h. If there were a kernel4bin seal of approval, I would give it to this show. Excelsior!! 'nuff said

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@ohhanxiety I'm always sick....

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@Sofia50020Sofia My overly ample hips.

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@Airaasayss Nobody giving me a chance. Not gripeing, I am sure as soon as I think of one, a gong will go off in my head. This is without Googling, right?

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@Airaasayss Oh, as soon as I figure one out, I am going to.

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@VinnysCorner1 Mike Daddino vs. Mets effort/competance level.

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@VinnysCorner1 Sammy Baugh