LaMarka

It’s like… nobody gets me… Bookings: [email protected]

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@ChrisHero Got to DANCE OFF with the Wild-Eyed Southern Boy!

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

I’m definitely not upset that local indie standout Wheeler Yuta is only wrestling on the pre-show in his hometown. It’s fine. It’s fine.

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

LaMarka is going to @AEW #Dynamite TONIGHT! I’ve died and gone to REAL GRAPS Heaven! If you see me, say “Hey! LaMarka!” And if you’re @TonyKhan, PLEASE BOOK ME! I won’t let ya down! Promise!

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@sstaedtler8787 @VinnysCorner1 This. And at minute 28 of my silence, my wife’s grandma asked, “Who won?”

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@RedeemDeezNutzz Sawed off nerdy ass dwarf. You trust a guy to work safely and he does this stupid shit. Fuck Low Ki.

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@LyfsDiary @RedeemDeezNutzz What’s fucked up is the reverse considered himself to be the guy’s trainer.

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

Normalize making action video games starring pro wrestlers and their TV personas

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

Someone modded John Cena into Resident Evil 4 and it hits different 😂💀

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@itsPolloAI Love it!

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@wwe_wwf_Junkie It’s almost as if trying to be in the business AND be an internet mark backfired on him…

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@Hayds_wrestling

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@NinetySvN97 This dude is a major part of why LaMarka exists. He IS me.

[Senator Julian Bradley @SenBradley]

What @BlueMeanieBWO did for me that night was above & beyond. So cool to hear where the inspiration came from. People frequently forget there are real people behind the characters they portray. #ThankYouMeanie #RIPSabu

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

Not bad, cuz! Not bad at all!

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

IMAGINE THIS ENTRANCE ON A WWE SHOW???

NAH WE NEED THIS MUSIC AND EVERYTHING 😭

https://t.co/D7TAy4oKDJ

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@vurawrestling 911.

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

Sooooo am I not getting hired?

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Triple H says the internet and complaining on there is not real life:

“The internet is not real life and the bitching and the fucking complaining that is on there is not real life. You could read the internet and it’ll sound like this thing is dead. I’ll use Cody as the example, ‘Cody’s already jumped the shark, he’s dead as a babyface’. He goes ‘really? I don’t know, I’m in an arena with 10-15,000 people every night going ape shit for me, selling the most merchandise’, but sure whatever you wanna say on the internet, that’s the golden rule — It’s just opinion of a few people.”

(via ‘FLAGRANT’ Podcast)

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

Where do I even start?

[𝔖𝔬𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔢 ✩ @rainydays__hq]

Does any wrestlers have you blocked?

[Silvamore ✂ @silvamore]

btw La Parka body sprays are in stock
https://t.co/fJwbWJFixv

[Silvamore ✂ @silvamore]

AAA has partnered with a party bus company to offer this Parka Bus, we are so back

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

And this is the start of Act 2.

#eliminationchamber

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@ScottSteiner Fuck yeah! Big Poppa Pump really is your hookup!

[LaMarka @RealLaMarka]

@CeaserWrestles @FinnBalor